Author Archives: A.G.D. - Emerson College


Pre-Party Songs To Get You In The Mood

There’s a party tonight that you’ve been dying to go to, but your energy level is way low. You can’t even get up to find pants.
Maybe because you haven’t stopping partying for the past 3 days? It’s OK - it’s Welcome Week.
But it’s not OK, because even that Red Bull you chugged isn’t working. And […]

Your Guide To Wasting Time on the Internet

At 10 AM I had my morning cup of coffee and a bowl of oatmeal, read the day’s news on CNN.com, and decided that I would write a post for collegecandy.com about the best websites for procrastinating.
Cut to eight hours later: I’ve clocked about four hours of Internet browsing time and haven’t gotten any of […]

Love in the Post-College World: Deadbeat Boyfriends –– A Guide

More women attend liberal arts colleges than men, women’s salaries continue to grow and, as Hillary Clinton said in a recent speech, “the glass ceiling now has eighteen million cracks in it.” What does that mean?
It means, as a woman of the new millennium, you’re likely to date a guy who is (not to sound […]

Why “I Don’t Think Of You In That Way” Is So Damn Complicated

I have had, on multiple occasions, the uncomfortable conversation that always ends with the words “I don’t think of you in that way.” I have sat down with many a guy friend to clarify that we’re just friends. I have explained to guys numerous times that I like to keep my friendships and my relationships […]

How to Find an Apartment Where You’ll Enjoy Living and Won’t Get Stabbed

I seem to move more frequently than most. Even in high school I packed up and spent my summer months on abroad programs, and in college I somehow managed to live in three different cities while only attending one school. In total, I’ve lived in fourteen different places (houses, apartments, and dorms) and I’ve hunted […]

The Future’s So Bright, You Gotta Wear Expensive Shades

I read an article in The New York Times the other day about New York shoppers spending three or four hundred bucks on a pair of sunglasses at stores like Ilori in SoHo. According to the article, market research firm The NPD Group has tracked purchases of luxury goods and, even in this constantly drooping […]

Top 5 Technological Innovations That Made My Life Better

On the new iPhone you can call your friends, listen to the new Beck album, send emails, Google ex-boyfriends, and even navigate your way to the closest coffee shop for a caffeine fix. The days of finding a payphone and then realizing that you’re out of quarters are long, looooong gone. Even announcements about turning […]

Moving Past Hillary and Onto Other Potentials VPs

Everyone is so busy talking about a Hillary Clinton VP spot they seem to be forgetting that there are a lot of other great contenders out there who could be Barack Obama’s number two. Considering how nasty the nomination fight got, it’s not hard to imagine a situation in which Obama would pick one of […]

Finding Love in the Post-College World: Love Like Cookie Dough

“I always feared there was something wrong with me. You know, because I couldn’t make it [relationships] work. But maybe I’m not supposed to,” Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) explains her decision to stay single in the brilliant last episode of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. “I’m cookie dough,” she says. “I’m not done baking. I’m not […]

Finding Love in the Post-College World: Geek Love

Post-college geeks aren’t the same as in-college geeks. These aren’t hipster boys who wear horn-rimmed glasses or cardigans with elbow patches. These boys aren’t geek chic. Post-college geeks are a special breed of boy. They are the freaks from Freaks & Geeks, and not in an ironic way. They played Dungeons & Dragons in high […]

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