Loading ...1) English is as hard for them as Algebra is for you.
There’s nothing wrong with knowing two languages. Actually it’s pretty cool. But if your professor teaches at a University in the U.S and they are not a fluent English speaker, and they aren’t teaching the language they are fluent in, you could be in […]
Author Archives: Conan - Columbia College
5 Warning Signs Your Professor Might Be Bad News
August 29, 2008 - 9:30 am
Posted in reality, Back to School
Comments (7) Incoming Freshman: What NOT to Bring
August 28, 2008 - 9:30 am
Whenever you tell someone you’re going back to college, or going for the first time, they are full of useful info. Bring sandals for the shower, get a baggie for the shower stuff you’re planning on bringing, grab a foreman grill, whatever. Unfortunately, with all their good advice, it seems most people don’t really […]
Posted in reality, Back to School
Comments (0) Top 5 Ways To Enjoy Your Last Week At Home
August 19, 2008 - 1:30 pm
School is approaching, and as returning sophomores, juniors and seniors, many already know what that means. But you incoming freshmen, giddy with excitement, you probably can’t stop thinking about what adventures there are to be had on the quad, throwing Frisbees and crap. You probably don’t know what to do with yourselves during your last […]
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Comments (10) True Evil: Disney Strikes Again
August 16, 2008 - 3:00 pm
Thanks to satirical cartoons and recorded history, it’s pretty common knowledge that Walt Disney was a nut bag. Besides being obsessed with cryogenically freezing his own head, the guy was an anti-Semite and hired Nazi rocket scientists to design his rides.
Then there’s the racism and sexism in all of the cartoons his company has produced.
But […]
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Comments (5) Hey Parents: Teachers Are On the Internet. Get Over It
August 15, 2008 - 10:30 am
Remember when you were in High School and you saw your teacher in the supermarket, buying milk or some crap, and it was all “Ms. Jones, you drink milk!??”
Suddenly in the dairy aisle you had the realization that teachers are people and all of sudden you stopped being such a godd*mn prick in your classes.
These […]
Posted in reality, Wired
Comments (2) Jake Gyllenhaal as ‘The Prince of Persia’
August 12, 2008 - 5:00 pm
So there have been some pictures released of Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new movie, Prince of Persia.
Alright, I’m not gonna be the dude who writes about Jake G. on the website for women and hates on him. I think Gyllenhaal is a great actor. He throws down pretty hard regardless of part, […]
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Comments (9) 5 Worst Summer Olympic Sports to Participate in as a Child
August 8, 2008 - 2:30 pm
It’s time for the Summer Games. For a select few, that means it’s time to put years of hard work and determination to good use to try to win a medal for their home country. For most of us, however, it means it’s time to sit back and watch people far more athletic then ourselves […]
Posted in reality, HaHa
Comments (3) The Truth About Shark Week
July 28, 2008 - 4:30 pm
I do not swim in the ocean. This is not because I hate the beach. I mean, I do hate the beach but that hatred has nothing to do with why I don’t swim in the Atlantic or Pacific. I don’t swim in those bodies of water because sharks live in the ocean and sharks […]
Posted in buzz, HaHa
Comments (6) Revisiting Childhood Ideas: Teddy Graham Cereal
July 20, 2008 - 12:30 pm
When I was a little kid, I had a lot of great ideas. I think everyone does. Sometimes we’d get to see these ideas come full circle, and learn a valuable lesson. Like why you don’t swing from chandeliers, or why you aren’t supposed to convert an old refrigerator into a ‘fort.’ Most of […]
Posted in body, reality
Comments (6) 5 Things Your Dude Secretly Loves
July 14, 2008 - 3:30 pm
A lot of times, the fighting and rivalry between sexes causes a behavior called ‘reduction.’ Where each sex reduces the other one to a short list of (of I don’t know, lets say 13 or 14) traits, to belittle others and to make themselves feel like the true social scientist they know they are. But, […]
Posted in reality, HaHa
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