Loading ...I really like watching people dance. I think maybe I could even say that I love watching people dance. This probably stems from my complete inability to dance (with the excepting of the convulsing I’ll do at concerts). Baby wants what he cannot have, I guess.
Anyway, I am particularly impressed/enamored with ‘dance crews.’ Watching people […]
Author Archives: Conan - Columbia College
Giant Online Dance Battle 3000 (Sevani VS Cyrus)
October 3, 2008 - 12:00 pm
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Comments (4) Halloween is Dogsh*t: One Writer’s Bitter Rant
October 1, 2008 - 11:00 am
I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in a pumpkin costume at age 4, crying my eyes out. I don’t hate other people who like Halloween, but the holiday itself makes me so pissed that when prompted to write a Halloween article I […]
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Comments (19) Unemployed? No Worries! Here are Some Future Jobs!
September 17, 2008 - 5:00 pm
The country is getting ready for a terrible recession. Banks are folding and getting bailed out by loans from the FED (which has federal in the name but is private). Scientists are trying to rip open space and time using the Large Hadron Collider. Someone like Sarah Palin is officially close to being involved in […]
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Comments (2) 4 Reasons Rachel Ray MIGHT Just Be The Devil
September 10, 2008 - 3:50 pm
“What Rachel Ray does to food, Hitler did to Poland…she’s like a hypnotist; ‘everything’s okay, you’re eating just fine, throw some cheese on it and you’ll be fine’” — Anthony Bourdain.
[Initially, we thought today was Rachel Ray’s birthday. Obviously, one of us was taking drugs or something, because her birthday was actually August 25. In […]
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Comments (12) 5 Warning Signs Your Professor Might Be Bad News
August 29, 2008 - 9:30 am
1) English is as hard for them as Algebra is for you.
There’s nothing wrong with knowing two languages. Actually it’s pretty cool. But if your professor teaches at a University in the U.S and they are not a fluent English speaker, and they aren’t teaching the language they are fluent in, you could be in […]
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Comments (10) Incoming Freshman: What NOT to Bring
August 28, 2008 - 9:30 am
Whenever you tell someone you’re going back to college, or going for the first time, they are full of useful info. Bring sandals for the shower, get a baggie for the shower stuff you’re planning on bringing, grab a foreman grill, whatever. Unfortunately, with all their good advice, it seems most people don’t really […]
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Comments (0) Top 5 Ways To Enjoy Your Last Week At Home
August 19, 2008 - 1:30 pm
School is approaching, and as returning sophomores, juniors and seniors, many already know what that means. But you incoming freshmen, giddy with excitement, you probably can’t stop thinking about what adventures there are to be had on the quad, throwing Frisbees and crap. You probably don’t know what to do with yourselves during your last […]
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Comments (10) True Evil: Disney Strikes Again
August 16, 2008 - 3:00 pm
Thanks to satirical cartoons and recorded history, it’s pretty common knowledge that Walt Disney was a nut bag. Besides being obsessed with cryogenically freezing his own head, the guy was an anti-Semite and hired Nazi rocket scientists to design his rides.
Then there’s the racism and sexism in all of the cartoons his company has produced.
But […]
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