Loading ...Remember when you were in High School and you saw your teacher in the supermarket, buying milk or some crap, and it was all “Ms. Jones, you drink milk!??”
Suddenly in the dairy aisle you had the realization that teachers are people and all of sudden you stopped being such a godd*mn prick in your classes.
These […]
Author Archives: Conan - Columbia College
Hey Parents: Teachers Are On the Internet. Get Over It
August 15, 2008 - 10:30 am
Posted in reality, Wired
Comments (2) Jake Gyllenhaal as ‘The Prince of Persia’
August 12, 2008 - 5:00 pm
So there have been some pictures released of Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new movie, Prince of Persia.
Alright, I’m not gonna be the dude who writes about Jake G. on the website for women and hates on him. I think Gyllenhaal is a great actor. He throws down pretty hard regardless of part, […]
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Comments (9) 5 Worst Summer Olympic Sports to Participate in as a Child
August 8, 2008 - 2:30 pm
It’s time for the Summer Games. For a select few, that means it’s time to put years of hard work and determination to good use to try to win a medal for their home country. For most of us, however, it means it’s time to sit back and watch people far more athletic then ourselves […]
Posted in reality, HaHa
Comments (3) The Truth About Shark Week
July 28, 2008 - 4:30 pm
I do not swim in the ocean. This is not because I hate the beach. I mean, I do hate the beach but that hatred has nothing to do with why I don’t swim in the Atlantic or Pacific. I don’t swim in those bodies of water because sharks live in the ocean and sharks […]
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Comments (7) Revisiting Childhood Ideas: Teddy Graham Cereal
July 20, 2008 - 12:30 pm
When I was a little kid, I had a lot of great ideas. I think everyone does. Sometimes we’d get to see these ideas come full circle, and learn a valuable lesson. Like why you don’t swing from chandeliers, or why you aren’t supposed to convert an old refrigerator into a ‘fort.’ Most of […]
Posted in body, reality
Comments (6) 5 Things Your Dude Secretly Loves
July 14, 2008 - 3:30 pm
A lot of times, the fighting and rivalry between sexes causes a behavior called ‘reduction.’ Where each sex reduces the other one to a short list of (of I don’t know, lets say 13 or 14) traits, to belittle others and to make themselves feel like the true social scientist they know they are. But, […]
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Comments (11) Mr. Cook’s Wild Receipt: When Porn Becomes WAY Too Important
July 9, 2008 - 9:20 am
Ok, so basically, this Brinkley/Cook divorce thing is your typical Hollywood story. Two famous people are happy until one decides he’d like to have sex with 18-year-old girls. Only in America! Apparently now (according to the Today Show, really scraping that barrel) it’s come out that Cook also enjoyed his porn. And not just ‘Oh […]
Posted in sex, reality
Comments (8) 60 Minutes Hates My Generation
June 30, 2008 - 2:30 pm
A few months ago I woke up from a Salvia induced trip, naked in my living room, surrounded by crumpled newspaper. As the Thai Buddha, who had just a few minutes ago been telling me ‘not to let the planet overwhelm me,’ faded from view, I realized that in my stupor I had somehow managed […]
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