Loading ...I had a lot of nightmares as a kid. Thanks to these nightmares and various frightening films I’ve developed a hilarious set of OCD habits such as opening and closing closet doors before sleeping and checking behind the shower curtain before I saddle up to the toilet (you laugh but one day someone is gonna […]
Author Archives: Conan - Columbia College
An Open Letter to TLC: Fire THAT Guy
June 24, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Dear TLC,
I realize you’re attached to your name. TLC stands for the ‘The Learning Channel’ and you take a certain amount of pride in the fact that you’re really trying to teach your viewers something about the world. Please don’t get me wrong, I’ve learned a lot from you guys.
For example ‘What Not To Wear‘ […]
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Comments (4) Meeting His Friends: Part 2
June 23, 2008 - 4:30 pm
(Last week we began this series about meeting your dude’s friends. This week, we continue it as promised. Because we love follow through]
The Awkward Guy
If He Were an Animal He’d Be A : Sun bear. Has a vacant, awkward stare, poor fingernail maintenance, adorable, loving.
The awkward guy. I’m not going to call him […]
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Comments (2) Meeting His Friends: Part 1
June 18, 2008 - 4:30 pm
So you’re in a relationship and stuff is going swell. He likes you and you like him and you’re both mad busy but making it work and it’s smiles all around. He met your friends and they all loved him because he’s got adorable dimples or a great fashion sense or a lovable demeanor. Now, […]
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Comments (3) Male Science: Flirting
June 13, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Here’s a little known fact about men and flirting: There are two types of male mindsets regarding the subject, dudes who assume you are always flirting with them, and dudes who assume you never are. It’s split 49%/49%/2% (2% of guys don’t flirt, they just think about legos and spank it later).
Of course, there are […]
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Comments (17) Dear Ladies: Letters from Dudes (All of Us)
June 12, 2008 - 10:30 am
Dear Ladies,
Men here, as a collective. We thought we’d get together and write you guys some letters about a few things that we’ve been thinking about. Today’s letter is about us men being confused! Yes, smirk, and press your tongue against your canine (its hot).
We’re confused about what you lovely ladies are wearing in the […]
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