Loading ...Hmm. What can I complain about today?
I KNOW! Snacks!
100-Calorie snacks are ridiculous, and while it seems like complaining about 100-Calorie snacks is stupid, and yeah, it probably is, it’s not just about the portions-for-p*ssies-packaging that gets me - it’s what these things represent.
Nabisco has all sorts of them - chips, cookies, crackers, whatever. I went […]
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Comments (3) I don’t really exercise. Don’t care for it too much. My excuse being, I live in Manhattan and walk constantly, so shut up.
On the rare occasion that I am feeling spunky, however, I will work out and take it to the Elliptical, a.k.a the Poor Man’s Treadmill, just like this hottie. But I cannot and […]
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Comments (0) I’m not all that affectionate with guys, even with boyfriends, and I think PDA’s are lame, but there’s nothing I like better than a good spoon.
Spooning makes me feel all warm inside, like a cozy cup of cocoa on a chilly winter’s eve. Too much?
One morning, I was in bed with a guy I had […]
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Comments (3) Lots of guys know how to dress. It’s definitely a turn-on when they find a style that fits their personalities. And even if they don’t have the know-how, sometimes all it takes is confidence, and even the biggest male fashion blunder can be overlooked.
But girls, we’ve all been here before:
“He’s really cute! Omigod…..well he was […]
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Comments (16) I just found out about this website, and I can’t tell if it’s the worst thing ever or the best thing since sliced, carb-free bread.
The Skinny Website.
A site dedicated to our obsession with celebrities and their weight. All things “skinny” - what celebs are eating, how much of a cow they look like and many, […]
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Comments (0) Last night, my roommate’s boyfriend was over at the apartment. It was dinner time. She was wearing her baggy pajama pants, her hair unkempt, her face make-up free. I noticed how little she seemed to care about her appearance while in his presence, and I’m not necessarily saying that’s a bad thing. She just seemed […]
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Comments (2) I kid, I kid!
Okay, I think we can all agree that Carrot Top, even when he first popped up in Hollywood, was no Justin Timberlake. He wasn’t even a Screech.
But he also wasn’t appearing in my nightmares, either, waking me up in a cold, cold sweat, like he is now.
I know we here at College […]
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Comments (5) I was watching The Pick-up Artist marathon yesterday. (BTW, congratulations on winning, “Kosmo,” who seems as though he’s actually a struggling actor rather than a struggling smooth talker. Whatever he is, I’m sure he’ll be snagging all the hot women now that he’s rolling with this guy.)
Anyway, my ears perked up when one of the […]
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