Loading ...You know how when you’re working your waitress shift, some single, sexy millionaire famous guy picks you up and makes you his girlfriend?
Then he takes you on the red carpets and introduces you to all his hot, famous friends and takes you on vacations around the world and stuff?
Yea, me neither.
Apparently, for this chick, it’s […]
Author Archives: Amy, Florida State
Meet the Girl Who Snagged The Clooney!
September 27, 2007 - 9:37 am
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Comments (2) Beyonce’s Life is Sooo Hard
September 26, 2007 - 10:30 am
As if we all needed yet another reason why Beyonce is obnoxious, watch one minute and two seconds worth of self-indulgent crap.
The ad wizards for American Express could have easily gone with a cute and fun idea like they did with Ellen’s version, but their new commercial featuring the ex Destiny’s Child star is gag […]
Posted in buzz, Video
Comments (0) Does Your Ass Need Some Padding? You’re In Luck.
September 26, 2007 - 9:30 am
Okay, okay, get the J-Lo and J-Biel jokes out…
Since “butt pads” are now all the rage, it makes one wonder…is homegirl using artificial cushion?
Lots of people are supposedly using these for “riding bikes”, (yea right, Team Estrogen) but you know that’s just a lie.
More and more men are diggin’ curvy women these days - just […]
Posted in body
Comments (1) Beauty Pageants Are Full of Sh*t
September 24, 2007 - 3:30 pm
Why on earth anyone watches beauty pageants other than to tune in and pray that the contestants fall on their asses is beyond me.
But to actually be in a beauty pageant? Nooo, but thank you.
The NYTimes reports that these contests are much more superficial than you think, and that’s not saying a whole lot. It […]
Posted in buzz, news
Comments (2) Cringe-Worthy: The Post Break-Up Phone Call
September 24, 2007 - 12:30 pm
Why the hell would you call your ex?
You just broke up a few weeks ago!
Your friends are saying you broke up for a reason, right?
It’s better left this way.
Right.
Yea, sometimes you do break up for a reason. And sometimes, your gut tells you that you are better off without him, as scary as it […]
Posted in sex, reality
Comments (8) Emmy Awards Fashion Classes It Up (For the Most Part)
September 17, 2007 - 10:24 am
The Emmy Awards were on last night, and I gotta say the style choices were much better than the sh*t that was on the VMA red carpet, due in part to the lack of pacifiers alone.
My faves?
Katherine Heigl and Ali Larter for the ladies, and, really, most of the guys looked pretty damn good.
But […]
Posted in style
Comments (0) Meet Dane Cook, Musician. Wait, He Sucks.
September 14, 2007 - 12:07 pm
I remember when Dane Cook was funny.
Back in my freshman days of college, me and my best friend would get a bottle of cheap wine, lock ourselves in her dorm room, play endless snippets of Dane’s authentic stuff and giggle obnoxiously until we went out to the parties, quoting the entire thing.
The Burger King bit […]
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Comments (9) Beer Pong Champions Meet Your Next Best Friend
September 13, 2007 - 4:43 pm
If I was still in college right now, I’d be peeing my pants with excitement over this awesome new development in alcoholism.
The Portopong!
Yes, yes, the summer is almost over (10 days and counting) but if you have access to a pool and a group of fun-loving friends, the Portopong is where it’s at. What college […]
Posted in HaHa
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