Author Archives: Amy, Florida State


Don’t Breastfeed and Facebook

I don’t know much about it yet, but I guess breastfeeding is good for your babies. So, breast milk and babies? A sensible combination.
But babies and Facebook? Not so much.
I don’t care how much Facebook is “expanding” its users. Facebook is really for college students and it should stay that way. Which is why I’m […]

Chris Crocker, Chris Crocker, CHRIS CROCKER!

He’s EVERYWHERE! He’s a PHENOMENON! He’s THE NEXT BIG VIRAL VIDEO STAR!
You may not have heard the name Chris Crocker before yesterday, but thanks to Britney and her whore-endous VMA performance, his not-so-uncommon rants via YouTube are now, seriously, all over the Internet and he has the most watched Myspace pages of all.
But this southern […]

Who Wants to See Stephanie Tanner’s Uterus?

You know how I know it’s gonna be a great day? Because the first thing I saw on the Internet this morning was a big, fat picture of the uterus of Stephanie Tanner, a.k.a Jodie Sweetin.
Didn’t you know uteruses of old T.G.I.F stars are good luck? It’s true.
Stephanie Tanner, who spent 9 unforgettable years causing […]

Will D*ck In a Box Make the Emmys?

Who watches The Emmy’s besides our parents?
Seriously, I haven’t watched them since I was in middle school and was obsessed Friends and only watched to see what kind of hairdo Rachel would have.
But this year, there’s much more buzz surrounding this awards show, for our generation at least, because JT and Andy Samburg have triumphantly […]

Craigslist is Crawling with Skank-Ass Hos

A few months back, CC covered the College Callgirl, a college student who went on Craigslist and basically put herself up for sale in the personals section. Not prostitution in the virtual world, mind you, (which is also very common these days) but actual prostitution via the C-List.
Not surprising that this is going on all […]

Desserts + Beer = Highly Unnecessary

Don’t get me wrong. I am all for 2 things:
1) Women who eat, sometimes eat unhealthy and never look like this.
2) Mixing drugs with food.
But I cannot condone this new, hip trend of adding beer to your desserts. It’s everywhere.
Beer and popsicles. Beer and cupcakes. Beer and ice cream floats.
This confuses me, because beer is […]

VMA Style, Or Something Like It

The VMA performances weren’t the only things that sucked last night - the fashion sucked, too!
Yes, there were some winners in my book - Rihanna and Alisha’s dresses were pretty kick-ass.
But seriously, guys and their trendy little shiny suits aside, the ladies showed up at the VMA’s looking like cheap, unintelliegent whores, The Statue of […]

Yep. I Got Dumped. Fantastic.

We’ve all been there…right?? Getting dumped? It’s happened to us all? Yes?
…please say yes, so I don’t feel horribly sh*tty.
My mom told me over the phone today that everybody goes through the process of being totally rejected by the person you’ve been in a relationship with and were totally into. Breaking up. It’s normal. It […]

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