We’ve all heard by now that Halle Berry is knocked up…..
…..by this guy! Gabriel Aubrey!
He’s hot, Canadian and 10 years younger than Halle, who is 41 and the hottest cougar of ‘em all.
Ever since the news of her pregnancy broke, people have been even more curious about Gabriel Aubrey, whose name even sounds model-ish. He’s […]
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Meet Gabriel Aubrey, Halle’s Baby Daddy
Wow, Britney Isn’t a Child Abuser After All
Let’s all raise our glasses and toast to Britney Spears, for all child abuse charges against her have been dropped!
What a glorious day it is!
Child abuse ain’t no laughing matter, but some anonymous person called up child services and filed a complaint, which is what prompted the whole debacle to start back in July.
Oooooh, this […]
Shhhh. Brad Pitt is Sort of Good Looking. Don’t Tell Anyone.
For once, Brad Pitt is all over the news!
First, he complains about getting old, fat, wrinkly and ugly and then he’s on the cover of a magazine looking like this.
Ya, okay Brad. You’re totally hideous. You’re so gross-looking I could just…..I could just viciously make out with you.
As we speak, Brad is cuddling up with […]
Gisele: Super Model, Super Biaaatch!
If it’s at all possible, I feel really bad for Bridget Moynahan. Not only is she mostly known as the chick who got royally screwed over by Mr. Big after he cheated and destroyed their marriage, but her real life sucks, too. She was dating football stud Tom Brady, who dumped her for Gisele Bundchen. […]
The Most F*CKED UP Experiments, EVER!
With classes starting up again, many of us will be forced to take some kind of bullshit science course which will never be of any use to us. I remember at the start of my freshman year, we all had to take, if nothing else, “Baby Bio” - the liberal arts version of biology. We […]
WTF?!? Moments in VMA History
The momentous MTV Video Music Awards are on the horizon, and even though they haven’t been so momentous in recent years (seriously, the show has gone way downhill since I was in high school) there have been some pretty unforgettable speeches and performances in the past 15 years.
Yeah, the VMA’s are totally boring but that […]
Spanx: The Secret to Skinny
A few weeks ago, I walked out into broad daylight wearing what I thought was an opaque dress. After getting a few strange glares, I made it to my friend’s place and looked in the mirror.
The dress was, in fact, see-through; there was my underwear, in clear view. Great.
To solve my transparent problem, my friend […]
Enrique Iglesias Has a Small Penis…Jealous?
This is just too great for words, but I’ll try to come up with some anyway.
I guess it’s all coming back to the surface that a couple years ago, Enrique Iglesias said something about having a “small package.” In one of the magazines - either OK! he apparently was quoted saying,
“I can never find extra-small […]
