Author Archives: Robbi, University of Pennsylvania


Biggest Loser: Evil Fat People Unite!

If you missed The Biggest Loser tonight, then you missed one group of fat evil people belittling everyone else. Imagine the OC with a morbidly obese cast.
Heba Salama (a female Jaba the hut), Brady Vilcan and Vicky Vilcan (die bitch!) are three of the meanest, most evil fatties I have ever seen in my life. […]

Top 5 Rockers Bringing Cocky Back

Being a celebrity no doubt makes otherwise normal people completely effing insane. All those flashbulbs, all that attention, adoring fans throwing themselves at your feet (and towards your bed)…it’s no wonder so many famous people have egos to the size of their bank accounts.
Ego and rock’n’roll usually go hand in hand, but there are […]

McCain’s Vice-Presidential Pick - Romney or Palin?

Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Senator Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentially stand at McCain’s side. Also leavin’ on a jetplane is Mass’s Mormon Mitt Romney. Ohhhhhhh the tension is killing me, but we have received some great insights from interns that we know who work at some real publications.
If Obama […]

Sex with Gene Simmons?

Oh hells to the no!
Not sure if you have heard or seen, but Gene Simmons is the next in a long line of celebrity sex-tape stars. The video, which I watched segments of, could be THE most awkward piece of video I have seen since Zack Efron started kissing girls on film.
I will set the […]

Celebrity Apprentice: Mama-rosa Keeps it Real!

So if you haven’t been following this installation of the Apprentice, it’s celebrities vying for charitable donations from their rolodex. It was entertaining for a while, until Omarosa started “keeping it real.”
After the ladies team got spanked week after week, the Donald decided to mix and up and split the teams. The major issue was […]

Oprah…Say it Ain’t So!

The New York Daily News reports that in recent weeks, several allegations made by students at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls claim that school matrons fondled and beat the female students.One incident claims a matron allegedly grabbed a girl by the throat and tossed her into a wall.
Uhhhhh…OK. Look Oprah, when you said […]

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