Loading ...You’ve probably heard of a “happy ending” massage, and if you haven’t, what the hell kind of PG-rated world are you living in? As weird and dirty as I think they are (how many people have been jacked off in that room. Seriously?), if dudes (and yes, some women) want to have a […]
Author Archives: Carla - Hampshire College
Encouraging Your Guy To Get A “Happy Ending”? Uh, No.
October 14, 2008 - 11:00 am
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Comments (4) Bush Don’t Like No Birth Control
October 9, 2008 - 11:00 am
In one final attempt to piss off Democrats everywhere, the Bush administration “is quietly cutting off birth control supplies” to poor women in Africa. According to an Op Ed piece in the New York Times, Bush and his pals threw a bone to Pro-Lifers under the guise of disapproving China’s family-planning program (a program that […]
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Comments (4) Eff You, Birth Control
October 2, 2008 - 1:30 pm
I’ve been on birth control since I was 17 years old. For a few years I was on Ortho Tri Cyclen, then I changed to Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo because my body reacts crazily to any kind of drug. The Pill has served me well over the years; keeping my periods semi-regular, keeping […]
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Comments (19) Why Do Men Cheat? Because We Freaking LET THEM
September 24, 2008 - 10:30 am
Author and marriage counselor M. Gary Neuman is all over the airwaves these days; from Oprah to The Morning Show with Mike and Juliette, this guy has been spreading his message as loudly as possible. And what is his message, exactly? “One in 2.7″ (apparently there are some half man, half monkeys walking […]
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Comments (11) Don’t Leave Me This Way: Being Jealous Of a Friend’s Luck in Love
September 17, 2008 - 3:00 pm
A few nights ago, while staring idly at tiny print in a huge history book, I got a call from one of my best friends who goes to college right next to mine. Because of the rush of Back To School shenanigans, we hadn’t hung out in a few weeks, so it was nice […]
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Comments (9) Ashton Kutcher’s BlahGirls: What Women…Want?
September 11, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Obviously, there aren’t enough celebrity gossip sites on the Internet, and obviously, Ashton Kutcher is the guy everyone thinks of when they think “celebreality comedy gold”, so of course Kutcher and his production company (Katalyst Media) would put out a blog / website hybrid dedicated to making fun of Hollywood culture — as well as […]
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Comments (1) A Drum Circle Epiphany: I Regret My Random Hook-Ups
September 8, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Listening to the drum circle outside my window until 3 AM last night (something that is a nightly occurrence at hippie schools until it gets too cold to light a joint with one hand and play the same rhythm over and over again with the other), I couldn’t help but think back on my last […]
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Comments (13) A Girl’s Trip to the Gyno: Even if it’s Embarrassing, Tell the Truth
July 31, 2008 - 5:30 pm
So the other day I woke up at 7:30 in the morning to have a little date with a speculum. That’s right, ladies! A gyno appointment! Vajayjay invasion before most people were sitting in their cubicles! Nothing says good morning like lubed-up metal and poking fingers.
The only thing that was worse […]
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