Loading ...God, I remember my first kiss. I remember thinking that it tasted like bananas and then I remember thinking, “Sh*t, I hope this gets better or I don’t know what all the fuss is about.”
Turns out, it got better. The kissing got better, the men I kissed got better, the touching, the sweaty make-out sessions […]
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It Gets Better (And Better)
March 28, 2008 - 7:30 pm
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Comments (2) A Girl’s Guide To Wine
March 27, 2008 - 12:30 pm
Wine can be intimidating. No doubt. With fancy names that are hard to pronounce, you’re often left to order the “house” wine out of fear of butchering some French name and sounding like a total beginner. Asking the waitress/waiter what their recommendation is will certainly give you a larger bill than expected, and the wine […]
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Comments (1) We HEART These HOT Sites
March 27, 2008 - 10:30 am
Sometimes, all you want to do is procrastinate. On the Internet. You want to laugh a little, be horrified a little, catch up on the latest gossip a little…basically, you want to spend a few glorious minutes simultaneously doing nothing and everything before Poly Sci 105 starts up and sucks out your soul […]
Posted in Wired
Comments (2) American Idol and the Bachelor Present: Music That HURTS
March 26, 2008 - 2:30 pm
What the f*ck has taken over reality television these days? Specifically reality television inspired by music. These people aren’t creating art. They’re creating nausea. In my stomach.
If you were “lucky” enough to catch Tuesday’s American Idol, you know there was an epic performance given by America’s little country belle, Kristy Lee […]
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Comments (3) Top 10 Fugliest Talent
March 26, 2008 - 1:30 pm
“You’re great but….could you do something about your face???”
The truth is, if you aren’t beautiful–you aren’t the leading lady.
THATS SHOW BIZ, BABY.
But somehow, these folks have managed to trump the odds. Sure, they could have been blessed with better genes, but hey, they’re still racking in the dough and for that, high five to […]
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Comments (8) Bad Things: How I Love You
March 24, 2008 - 3:30 pm
When I Googled “things that are bad for me” and Chicken Pot Pie came up, I was surprised I didn’t eat more of it. I happen to specialize in loving all things bad. I am a bad things virtuoso. I cuss, I eat candy bars for breakfast and I drink more wine than water.
If […]
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Comments (2) My New Obsession: The Container Store
March 24, 2008 - 11:30 am
I have no damn space. I swear my ass may get stuck in my own hallway if I eat another Cadbury Egg.
Like many college students, I have been forced to find a way to sleep, eat and basically shower/sh*t/etc. all within 5 feet of each other. Books are piled on top of stacks of clothing, […]
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Comments (0) The Amateur Gourmet: Hot Guy with Hot Recipes
March 23, 2008 - 12:30 pm
I am in love.
Well, sort of. This whole “love” thing tends to be a lusty daily occurrence anytime I see a man who is taller than me, has dark brooding eyes, sings, plays anything, or…cooks.
What can I say, I’m a lover.
Naturally when I stumbled upon The Amateur Gourmet’s site, the blogger turned FoodNetwork TV star, […]
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