Loading ...Single White Female was a creepy film for a reason. If you haven’t been fortunate enough to see such a classic, then you perhaps you wouldn’t be able to see the signs of IDENTITY THEFT when a “friend” suddenly becomes a mime.
It’s natural for friends to take on certain personality traits from spending so much […]
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She Took My Identity: A BFF Steals My Inviduality
March 22, 2008 - 11:30 am
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Comments (1) Drinking Should Taste GOOD!
March 21, 2008 - 12:30 pm
Vodka and tonic bores the sh*t out of me.
I’m sorry but it does, and so does Jack and Coke, Rum and Coke and all of those other awful college drinks that I can taste in my mouth when I simply speak their name. My point is: I’M SICK OF THE NASTINESS. I’m ready […]
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Comments (0) My Story: Struggling With An Eating Disorder
March 19, 2008 - 5:30 pm
All I want today is a doughnut. A big, sticky, sugary, flaky doughnut.
And I’m f*&cking incensed over it.
All I want to do today is be elbow deep in butter cream frosting and rub it all over my face like war paint, while making Indian battle cries over my victory of gluttony.
And I’m so irate over […]
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Comments (9) Rich, Ugly Dudes Who Get Girls: WHY?
March 16, 2008 - 4:30 pm
I’m sorry, did I miss something? Are these men actually attractive?
In most cases I would say the only reason that women date rich, ugly celebs is for their money, however, the women who date them have money.
When you’re a rich man from “The Lucky Sperm Club”; born into wealth, fed caviar from platinum baby […]
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Comments (2) You Must Listen To: Women With SOUL
March 16, 2008 - 1:30 pm
There’s something about listening to a woman tear her heart open onstage…husky voice dripping in longing, captivating eyes staring out at the audience, that is truly beautiful.
Women with soul speak for all of us who have gone through heartbreak, fallen in love, cried on the bathroom floor when our hearts fell into the pit of […]
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Comments (0) Did Someone Say Party?! With Cupcakes?!?
March 14, 2008 - 11:30 am
There’s just something about things blooming, birds chirping, and tank tops that makes me want to write out fancy invitations and say, let’s celebrate!!
Maybe it’s the the non-stop celebrations around this time, i.e. Valentines Day, St. Patty’s Day, Easter, Spring Break (yes, I consider this a holiday)…but even though I didn’t rise from any graves […]
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Comments (4) Warning: DO NOT SLEEP WITH THE BFF
March 13, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Everyone knows the ONE GOLDEN RULE when it comes to best friends that are guys: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, SLEEP WITH THEM.
After a few drinking games and too many shots of tequila it would have taken a bold letter tattoo of “the golden rule” tattooed straight on my FACE in order to obey […]
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Comments (12) Before Winter Ends…Make Some Awesome Hot Meals
March 13, 2008 - 11:30 am
The one thing that I really enjoy about winter, other than the holidays piled on top of each other, is the food. When it’s cold outside a nice bowl of soup, a warm crusty panini and hot cocoa are daily meals for me. In the summer the idea of something hot generally makes me […]
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