Loading ...I knew it was a bad idea for Jennifer Lopez to have a baby.
I knew it. My reasoning, initially, was that there is NO WAY that she wouldn’t be the most selfish mother on the planet earth. I figured, she’ll pop out two super demons and quickly drop them off with some nanny named Maria […]
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J.Lo’s Babies Suck Already
February 27, 2008 - 9:30 am
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Comments (1) Female Fronted Bands Deserve More Play
February 26, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Lead singers in rock bands always tend to be the “hot ones.” The one the chicks salivate over, throw dirty bras on stage for, and reserve their eggs for, specifically for some drunken-groupie evening in the back of a stuffy, smoke filled tour bus.
Lead singers scribble their names on pieces of flesh, deflower virgins, and […]
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Comments (11) Starlets: Media Moguls Or Greedy Bitches?
February 24, 2008 - 4:00 pm
There is a reason why pro-football players aren’t actors. The same reason why actors aren’t pro-football players.
There is a reason we come into this nice, little world, with…gifts. And unless you’re some SUPER HUMAN FREAK, you don’t tend to have gifts that cross into a million different categories.
So when Vanessa Minnillo, used-to-be MTV VJ and […]
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Comments (5) American Idol Teases My Gag Reflex.
February 23, 2008 - 2:00 pm
American Idol makes me feel like vomiting.
There, I said it.
How much longer can this go on? I won’t deny that we have found some incredibly talented singers from this show: Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Chris Daughtry, Fantasia Burrino….Clay Aiken?
But, with that said, there are about 5 MILLION incredible artists playing in bars, clubs, coffee houses, […]
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Comments (1) Let’s Talk Oscars, People.
February 22, 2008 - 12:30 pm
Only a few days until the Academy Awards my dear friends!
I think I happen to be one of the only people who is genuinely excited, maybe a bit more excited than the actors.
Is this strange? I don’t know, if you don’t think sitting on your couch judging “practically perfect people” as they sob, sashay down […]
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Comments (1) Cougars: a Threat or An Inspiration?
February 21, 2008 - 3:30 pm
I feel it is time, time to LEARN, time to take notes….whip out your index cards, your recorders, your brilliant memory and LISTEN: Cougars, know shit we don’t.
If you disagree with me, all I’m going to say is…..if you could bag Ashton Kutcher would you??? RIGHT. So don’t argue with me, we all would. Demi […]
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Comments (8) Vibrators: the NEW adult “toys”
February 19, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Since it isn’t the real thing, I suppose it doesn’t need to look like the real thing? Right?
That’s up to you to decide.
And if you decide you’d rather receive pleasure from something that looks like an octopus at ” a rave,” or you’d like to get down in the bath tub with your bath time […]
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Comments (1) The Food Network: Better Than Momma’s Cooking?
February 18, 2008 - 4:30 pm
If you’re like me; college student, broke, hungry, AND seriously craving warm COOKED meals, that aren’t boxed, canned, frozen, or wrapped, I will suggest this: THE FOOD NETWORK IS YOUR SAVIOR. I’ve eaten enough rice cakes to insulate an entire house and COOKED food….is so much better.
This is not your momma’s daytime television, oh no, […]
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