Loading ...Alright, alright. We all know that I love sex. Hell, half of our readers commonly engage in calling me the S word for it. While I do love sex (FACT), I also hate the drama that comes along with my sexual partners.
Yes, I know - if I could just find a guy […]
Author Archives: Devon - UCLA
SaSi: Vibrator - 1, Guys - 0
August 21, 2008 - 10:30 am
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Comments (11) 5 Tips for Sex with the Ex
August 20, 2008 - 10:00 am
So, I’m the queen of bad decision making. I probably shouldn’t embrace this to the degree that I do, but screw it; I think with my vagina sometimes and I love being spontaneous.
When my ex-boyfriend offered to buy me a plane ticket to go visit him for a few days, I knew exactly what […]
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Comments (7) MR. RIGHT Isn’t Gonna Care About My ‘Number’
August 18, 2008 - 10:30 am
Once upon a time, I cared a whole lot about my number of sexual partners. I remember hearing a girl in high school tell me she had slept with 5 people, 5 whole people, and I remember thinking, ‘WHOA!!! What a slut! I’m never going to have sex with that many people! […]
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Comments (60) Hey Perez: Leave Miley Alone and Grow The Hell Up.
August 14, 2008 - 9:30 am
Hey Perez Hilton,
I’ve got a few words to exchange with you. First, let me just say this: your blog is cute. It’s really adorable that you draw things like…cum…dripping from the mouths of celebrities with your Paint program.
You’re really good at stirring up drama and, hell, that’s your job, right? Therefore, […]
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Comments (20) Some Guys Just Don’t Quit
August 3, 2008 - 10:00 am
Some guys just don’t quit.
You know the guys I’m talking about.
They’re your friends from elementary school. They’re your roomies who you like to pretend don’t have penises. They’re your colleagues, family friends, they’re a large percentage of all of the guys you know. And here is what they all have in common: […]
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Comments (6) I Wanted to Have Sex, But I Wanted to Make Him Wait More
July 24, 2008 - 1:30 pm
For those of you who follow any of my entries on here, if you know anything about me, you know this one thing: I like sex. I like it a lot and I have made the argument on here, multiple times, that a lady can still be a lady and have sex whenever […]
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Comments (6) Is Prince Charming Just Not Good Enough?
July 19, 2008 - 4:30 pm
When it comes down to love, I’m a picky jerk. Prince Charming can march his white horse right up to my doorstep with roses and I won’t answer the door because he’s not ‘challenging’ enough. Let me take a moment to recount the ‘problems’ with my most serious of lovers over the last […]
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Comments (8) A One Night Stand CAN Make a Relationship
July 18, 2008 - 10:30 am
A guy meets an amazing lady at a bar. They connect on every dot and the night becomes physical, eventually leading to sex. When the two used-to-be-strangers awake, all of the sparks that were there the night before are still there. The two are excited and make plans to see each other […]
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