Loading ...Guys tell me all the time…
“You know, if you wanted to have sex, all you have to do is….go have it.”
Over the years, I have learned that these guys are telling me the truth. As a reasonably attractive female who works out and eats right and has a body to show for it, finding […]
Author Archives: Devon - UCLA
Not getting laid? You’re Probably Just Not Trying
May 28, 2008 - 1:30 pm
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Comments (12) Long Lost Lovers Phoning Home
May 23, 2008 - 9:30 am
Sometimes you fall in love. And sometimes you get your heart broken because you fell in love.
You recollect the pieces of yourself that the relationship scattered all over and eventually, you become stronger and you move on. You start to like other guys and you begin to wonder what it was that possessed […]
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Comments (5) Am I Emotionally Unhealthy?
May 12, 2008 - 2:30 pm
“Who did this to you?” a new friend asked me yesterday when she noticed my near gagging at a couple holding hands crossing the street in front of us. It was followed later by a, “Damn…I would never date you!”.
I come off to everyone as a jaded and heartless b*tch, I guess. But […]
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Comments (6) I Wish My Parents Would Get Divorced
May 9, 2008 - 3:30 pm
It seems like everyone’s parents are divorced, and every time someone finds out that my parents are still married after 26 years, they act like my family is weird.
Masses of my friends who come from a ’split’ family love to assume that my family is NOT split simply because my parents are still married. […]
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Comments (12) A Different Kind of Mother’s Day: Why Can’t I Get Along With My Mom?
May 8, 2008 - 10:30 am
I was always jealous of girls who had a good and healthy relationship with their mother. My envy was something that none of my friends could ever understand.
When they were around my mom, she was the coolest mom anyone knew. She made the most mouth-watering desserts. She was HILARIOUS and even outlandish […]
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Comments (9) ExSex: Decisions, Decisions…(Part II)
May 4, 2008 - 4:30 pm
The Exsex was something that had been on my mind all week this week. To have great sex so easily and without any emotional cost or expectation on behalf of either person…it sounded like such a glamorous and hot way to bypass all of the bullsh*t I hate that normally has to take place […]
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Comments (11) The Overly Enthusiastic. I Hate Their Faces
May 3, 2008 - 11:30 am
I have been told I’m a team leader. I have been told that I am a social butterfly and a friend maker. I have been told that my glass is always half full. So why, oh why, do I despise the overly enthusiastic so very much?
I’ve noticed this about myself since elementary […]
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Comments (8) I Love Animals From the Bottom of My Heart…AND I Eat Meat
May 2, 2008 - 9:30 am
I love animals. I always have. I had dogs, rabbits, birds, and fish growing up. Never for one moment have I ever thought that animals aren’t ‘alive’. Never for one moment have I thought that they can’t feel. And I still eat meat.
I have absolutely nothing against vegetarians. Many […]
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