Author Archives: Devon - UCLA


I Love Animals From the Bottom of My Heart…AND I Eat Meat

I love animals. I always have. I had dogs, rabbits, birds, and fish growing up. Never for one moment have I ever thought that animals aren’t ‘alive’. Never for one moment have I thought that they can’t feel. And I still eat meat.
I have absolutely nothing against vegetarians. Many […]

ExSex: To Do or Not To Do (Part 1)

Brian and I broke up under relatively ridiculous terms. We were in the midst of a long distance relationship. A passionate one.
We both got wasted one night and in a fight via text message. And that led to a fight via telephone. And that led to me texting him: “We’re Over“. […]

Self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” are Creeps

Nice guys think they finish last. Assholes think they finish first. As Dane Cook would put it, “What about the whole middle ground here where YOU’RE AN IDIOT!?”
There’s more to it than good guys and bad guys. I’m sick of hearing nice guys complain that so many of us girls choose to […]

An Open Letter to the Cheater Who Won’t Cheat

I’m tired of talking to my friends about this ONE guy who has been haunting my love life, or lack thereof, since the fall. I’m sick of pretending like I don’t care when I talk to him, too. The fact of the matter, Travis, is this: Even my PARENTS know all about […]

Breaking Up With Your Best Friend

Knowing when to end a long term friendship can be more difficult than any of us would ever like to admit. Wouldn’t it just be a hell of a lot easier if our oldest and supposedly closest friends never bugged out? If they could just stay calm and always be that chill girl […]

Deflowering The MALE Virgin

Deflowering a virgin is something that guys think about…and they usually think about it in one of two ways: they either are dying to do it because they love the idea of being a girl’s “first” OR they’re terrified of it because they can’t emotionally throw down and they don’t think it’d be fair […]

If You’re Hooking Up with My Bro, Don’t be a B*tch!

I’ve got a good group of guy friends here in LA that I grew up with. Having friends from home alongside me in such a huge city is amazing. These guys are literally like family. I consider them brothers and if, for whatever reason, I had to call them and ask them […]

Hooking Up with an Ugly Dude? Don’t Waste Your Time

I used to have physical standards for guys. I really did. In fact, I would go as far as to say that I had a “type”. Every time a skinny, tattooed, gorgeous guy with dark hair came into a room…my friends knew to not even bother asking me what I was doing […]

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