Loading ...A male friend and I were having a conversation about a mutual friend and his new relationship. Nothing too crazy, or out of the ordinary, until my friend said this:
“…Yeah and he went over to her house and laid some serious pipe.”
I gasped. I’m no prude. I don’t usually sigh and clutch my chest at […]
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“Laying Pipe” And Other Unappealing Euphemisms For Sex
July 31, 2008 - 10:30 am
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Comments (16) Emily David Will (And Should) Put A Boot Up Miley Cyrus’ Ass
July 23, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Meet Emily David, aka Queen Emily. She’s a 40-year-old single mom, a snappy dresser, and the only talented person on Tuesday night’s episode of America’s Got Talent.
I haven’t heard such a great rendition of Chain of Fools since Turkey Sub from School of Rock. It was proud, soulful, sassy, and confident. It was the voice […]
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Comments (4) Wow Your Friends With Summertime Fruit Salad
July 17, 2008 - 12:13 pm
Nothing says summertime like copious sunburns, drinking outside and picnics. You could be “that girl” and bring coleslaw, hot dog buns or worse…the dreaded bag of chips, to your next backyard bash, or you could wow the hell out of your friends and bring the best damn fruit salad they’ve ever had.
Now don’t get ahead […]
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Comments (4) If I Had A Million Dollars, I’d Buy A Ton Of Cocaine
July 16, 2008 - 4:20 pm
In the late eighties, Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page promised (in song no less) that he’d buy me and every other lady ever lots of frivolous and unnecessary items like a llama, Art Garfunkel and a monkey.
Looks like he forgot all about the little ditty that made his band famous and spent the money buying […]
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Comments (3) Freakish Inflatables Will Haunt My Dreams, Thanks ‘America’s Got Talent’
July 16, 2008 - 8:30 am
I’ve never done psychedelic drugs but from what I’ve read and what I can assume, they don’t call it “a trip” for nothing. From what I remember from my sixth-grade anti-drug education, colors get vibrant, ordinary things become distorted and there’s a lot of crappy ’90s rap pumping in the background to enhance […]
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Comments (0) Sob Stories Overwhelm America’s Got Talent
July 9, 2008 - 8:35 am
Everyone on America’s Got Talent has a tragedy-riddled childhood, rife with addiction, overworked parents, a bout with homelessness, etc. Tonight’s contestants were no exception. The editing, sappy music and tears were actually more entertaining than tonight’s crop of piss-poor talent.
To prove my point, tonight’s episode was only an hour long and here’s how the time […]
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Comments (0) HIM!? DeAnna Gets Engaged On The Season Finale Of The Bachelorette
July 8, 2008 - 8:25 am
DeAnna said it best, “I cannot believe that I’m going to marry the guy with the pink shoelaces.”
I can’t either.
On tonight’s season finale of The Bachelorette, once jilted contestant DeAnna Pappas chose underdog pro-snowboarder Jesse over easy-going single-dad Jason. It was shocking to say the least, especially considering this episode.
The fellas went home to Georgia […]
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Comments (2) Gentle Giant’s Gross Gag On America’s Got Talent
July 2, 2008 - 8:30 am
So last week I joked that this show makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit. Last night I seriously considered it. Yet at the same time, I couldn’t turn away from the TV.
Meet George The Giant. He’s a 7′ 3″ security guard auditioning in Chicago. His act was truly […]
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