Loading ...I guess Boston commuters have never seen a female football player before.
Okay. I know my bag’s big, and I know it smells, and I know when the T pulls into Park Street, the jersey-clad, half-crunked Red Sox fans are not going to part like the Red Sea. But every practice night, every game day, it’s […]
Author Archives: Jen - Emerson College
Girls Have Balls: An Ode to Female Chauvinism
May 12, 2008 - 3:30 pm
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Comments (1) I Do the Dew: Do You?
April 3, 2008 - 10:30 am
Alright, I have a confession. My name is Jen, and I’m a Mountain Dew addict. It’s my drug. It’s my euphoria. It’s my baby blanket of comfort and warmth and all-is-well-in-the-world. And right now, I’m sitting with a two-liter bottle cradled in my lap like a lime-green toddler.
I know what you must be thinking. EVERYONE […]
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Comments (3) Bret Michaels: The Thorn in My Rose?
March 18, 2008 - 9:30 am
I think it’s the eyeliner. And the bandana. That tattooed biker androgyny with a catalogue of hair band ballads and liquid sex. Those not-too-tight but not-too-loose perfectly faded bootcut jeans and vintage t-shirts, the flowing hair oh, and that bandana. And the eyeliner. Definitely the eyeliner.
I can’t help it. I’m a lesbian in love with […]
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Comments (0) America’s Best Dance Crew: I Totally Didn’t Give Status Quo a Dollar
March 6, 2008 - 2:30 pm
So I’m one of those people who doesn’t feel guilty when I don’t give homeless people change. I can walk around with quarters jingling in every pocket, and they can follow me around salivating like Pavlov’s dog, and I’ll keep on talking or singing or counting squirrels without a second look. Now I’m not […]
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