Loading ...Usually sports bore the crap out of me, but for some reason I love watching the Olympics. Maybe it’s because I used to swim on a team (a long, loooonnngg time ago) and kind of relive that heart-stopping moment of hearing the starting buzzer every time I see it on TV. Maybe it’s […]
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Team USA Dinner: Get Your Eat On While America Wins Medals
August 8, 2008 - 12:30 pm
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Comments (0) I Feel So Dirty: 5 Barely Legal Disney Hearthrobs I Want to Freak
August 7, 2008 - 4:30 pm
You know how every once in a while, nothing is on TV, and you’re super bored, and maybe it’s a Friday night and you have no plans, and instead of doing something productive like reading you flip around on your remote and end up watching the Disney Channel? Yeah. Don’t deny.
There’s nothing wrong […]
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Comments (7) Wednesday Night Encounters: A Date with Craigslist - LOLcat Edition
August 6, 2008 - 5:30 pm
For this week’s Wednesday Night Encounters, we’re going to observe Men Of Few Words. Not everyone finds it necessary to go on and on about what they want in a partner. Some people enjoy eulogizing for hours about their likes and dislikes, their hopes and dreams, their “future”, but these guys aren’t interested […]
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Comments (1) Danger: The Visable Spectrum is Rainbows!!
August 6, 2008 - 3:00 pm
When I was five years old and saw a rainbow forming out of my lawn sprinkler one sunny summer day, I thought I was in the middle of a magic forcefield and a Unicorn was going to pop out at any minute and take me away to My Little Pony Land. I mean, a […]
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Comments (5) Candy Dish: Cindy Just Won’t QUIT
August 6, 2008 - 1:00 pm
Cindy Crawford’s still got it. Let’s harvest her genes!
Tranny or Granny? That is the question
Tori Spelling continues to kill all that was ever right in this word
Shut your face Manic Pixie Girl!!
Need help surviving your 20’s?
Say sorry for protecting your health, you naughty, naughty Olympians!
Mmmm, Absinthe
In your face, men everywhere!
Ricotta Cherry Cheesecake. […]
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Comments (3) Anthrax Suspect Obsessed With Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority
August 5, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Do you know who Bruce Ivins is? Flashback to 2001, way too close to September 11th… remember the Anthrax scare that had this country freaking the f*ck out? Someone was mailing letters stuffed with actual anthrax to public figures, and not only were handlers of the letters getting sick, but people were actually […]
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Comments (2) Candy Dish: Oprah, Spare Some of Your (Millions of) Dolla Dolla Bills?
August 5, 2008 - 1:00 pm
Oprah makes more a year than you can imagine
Stop. Playing. That. SONG
So…does this mean we can’t swim here?
One time when obesity works for you
Top 10 college towns for night owls
What if Kevin Arnold never grew up?
Devil Dog!!
Mom, I’d like you to meet my boyfriend…and my girlfriend
Where are they now: Reality Stars
Glamorize the life […]
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Comments (0) I Wanna Be (Consciously) Sedated
August 4, 2008 - 5:30 pm
[Every once in a while, we have to go something that blows. Something we’re not prepared for. Something, that at least, makes a good story…]
I took my off clothes slowly, placing them in the plastic hospital bag and eyeing the hospital johnny with intense trepidation. Intense, fearful, trepidation. I was in the […]
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Comments (5) JC Penny Bastardizes ‘The Breakfast Club’
August 3, 2008 - 5:00 pm
The Breakfast Club is one of the best movies ever made, but the older I get, the more I realize younger generations probably have no idea who John Hughes is, let alone the reasons why his film about 5 high schoolers was so revolutionary. That being said, I’m not sure this new commercial by […]
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Comments (20) Banana French Toast: Paula Dean Style
August 3, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Sunday mornings…or should I say, Sunday afternoons. Even though the work or school week promises to take over your life in a few short hours, there is still time to relax, do nothing, and eat some badass brunch. Because unless you’re weird, there’s absolutely nothing better than brunch on a lazy weekend morning. […]
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