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Celebrate National Chocolate Day With Some Delish Cookies

Happy National Chocolate Day! Finally, a holiday for me. I can enjoy a mocha in the morning, some chocolate chip pancakes for lunch, and a chocolate milkshake for snack and not. feel. guilty.
I love October 28th.
In honor of this awesome (and, quite frankly, random) holiday, I decided to throw together some ridiculously good cookies. These […]

Top 5 Reasons Why I Can’t Watch Horror Movies

I know that a lot of people like horror movies. I know this because a lot of people tell me they like horror movies, and also because Saw V is just about to hit theaters (the 5th installment of a plot that basically consists of scary machines and blood). There’s something about watching […]

Madonna and Guy Richie Figure Out What We Always Knew and Get a Divorce

Maybe Madonna isn’t meant for marriage. Maybe Guy Ritchie got tired of people whispering behind his back that his wife was tougher than him. Maybe he was too English and her accent was too fake. Whatever the case, sources close to couple say that a divorce announcement is immanent, and will most […]

Candy Dish: Welcome to the Gun (Shoe) Show

Madonna is dressed to kill…literally
Bush hates pirates
Getting sick in college for dummies
McCain doesn’t roll on Shabbos
Don’t worry!! She’s still a size 0!!
Who’s got a hate-on for Tom Brady?
Angelina teaches kids to play with knives
Marcia was a ho — and other secrets
Why don’t know why she’s famous either
Miley has lived such a […]

Levi Johnston is NOT a Redneck and he LOVES Bristol, Okay?!

Levi Johnston wants to set the record straight, alright?
Apparently sick and tired with what the media is doing to his image — crafting him into a stupid redneck who accidentally got Sarah Palin’s daughter preggo — Johnston decided to talk to the Associated Press about everything from his love of Bristol to what he really […]

WTF ‘True Blood’?!

Did anyone else want to throw their remote control at the TV while watching True Blood last night?!
I’m usually not the biggest fan of vampire fiction, but because Anna Paquin is adorable and because Alan Ball is usually awesome, I’ve been watching this HBO series since it began.  But you know what?  Unless the writing […]

A Shout Out To The Things That Kept Us Breathing This Week!

It’s that time of the week when giant sites like Gawker, Jezebel, and Perez send a shout out!! to their sponsors in a witty-but-yet-still-whorish way. After reading plug after obvious plug, we started to feel a little left out, so we’re gonna do it too.
A big OMG THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US ALIVE THIS […]

When Halloween Gets Straight Inappropriate

Halloween can be a great holiday; candy, being able to wear those 4-inch glitter pumps you bought for some occasion that could only be Halloween, weird-colored drinks that taste like an explosion of sugar…we could go on. Halloween is just badass.
But you know what? Halloween can also be really, really inappropriate. Inappropriate […]

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