[In CC’s third installment of G.W.W.E (Guys We Want to Eff), we take on the beautiful and strangely eternally youthful Leonardo DiCaprio.
You may know DiCaprio as the sweet-as-pie mentally challenged kiddo in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, or perhaps you remember him from Titanic — which you may or may not have seen 4 times and […]
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G.W.W.E!: Leonardo “Loverboy” DiCaprio
Candy Dish: Why Can’t the Real World Be Like Comic Books?
Steven Colbert and Spiderman = genius
Audrina is a lying idiot
Annnnd Whitney is getting her own spin-off!
Seriously. Don’t invent sh*t like this
Katie Holmes…sings?
Seth Rogan is gonna (try to) make cancer funny
Speaking of horrible diseases…
Cosmo Girl goes down like the stock market
The 105-year-old Virgin
Michelle Rodriguez, lord of the dildos
Man, they really are short
Bruce…are you […]
I’ve Just Hit My Jolie Limit: Angelina in W Magazine
By now you’ve probably seen it. The W Magazine cover with Angelina Jolie on it? Where she seems to be breastfeeding one of her 50 kids? She looks good. Obvi. It’s Angelina. But even though she’s all Earth Mother and beautiful, I can help but get just the slightest bit […]
Candy Dish: Fake Blondes Love Fake Tans
Hef’s new twins sure love their self-tanner
…And his third girlfriend is still in college!
Britney can’t drive
“Kids”, listen to Diddy!
Courtney Cox loves her forehead too much
Hermione checks out Hahhhvahhrd
Sting loves this chick — I am jealous
Angie got a “Mommy Tuck“?
LaBeouf and ‘douche’ don’t exactly rhyme, but…
Who cares about this chick?
Alien baby or not, […]
Weird Artist Creates Even Weirder Reality
Banksy, a mysterious and reclusive British artist who has been known to post anonymous artwork around NYC and London, recently got his own bizarre show in Greenwich Village, NYC. “The Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill,” as the exhibit is called, features Animatronic things in cages — much like an actual pet store.
The one giant […]
Candy Dish: George Clooney’s Abage. Mmmm…
Clooney is like a fine wine
Politicians judged by their baby-holding abilities
J.Lo gets taken over by Scientologists?
WTF?!
Disturbing, disturbing babies in food costumes
I mean, who doesn’t want a white trash birthday?
Halle Berry preggers?
Break these fashion rules
Posh uses poop to maintain clear complextion
More reasons for guys to watch football
Go Go Power Rangers…not so much
That’s […]
Equal Opportunity: Giant Sumo Girl Will Kick Your Ass
A 280 pound 14-year-old girl is set to be the youngest Australian to participate in the world wrestling sumo championships taking place in Estonia later this month.
Samantha-Jane Stacey, who eats “Weetbix and lasagna” to help her stay giant, says that a preexisting condition is to blame/is the reason she’s so sizeable for sumo. “I’m naturally […]
Candy Dish: Alguilera, We Hardly Know Ya
Christina Aguilera looks completely different
David Duchovny (somehow?) conquers his sex addiction
Random: Japanese helper monkeys
Johnny Depp does the pirate act for $56 mil (repeat: $56 million)
Nailin Paylin
Punch Michael Lohan for charity!
Vintage hotness: James Dean
Holly really did break up with Puffin — er, Hef
John McCain encourages idiots
The slinky song…for adults
Amy Winehouse wouldn’t mind […]
