Loading ...[Just to preface things, because I know some of you out there are probably gonna surmise as much, I am indeed 500 pounds, have never had a boyfriend, am missing one eyebrow, and am so intimidated by other people’s attractiveness that I cry myself to sleep every night atop of a pile of melting cookie […]
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“Entourage” Forgets That Non-Models Exist
October 6, 2008 - 3:00 pm
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Comments (7) Help Bubba Get A Sex Change (Note: This Is REAL)
October 6, 2008 - 10:29 am
Do you know who Bubba is? You don‘t?! Obviously, you have no heart.
Bubba is a cat who grew up on the mean streets of Chicago, spending the first few months of his young life all by his lonesome. After finally being adopted by a nice couple, Bubba was still unable to “flourish.” […]
Posted in buzz, HaHa
Comments (8) Yo, At Least No Birds Pooped On Our Heads This Week
October 3, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Well, the good part about this week is that banks all around the world did not explode, some kind of bailout plan was passed (though don’t ask us to decode it), Sarah Palin and Joe Biden managed to be civil and keep their mouths from f*ckng up at their debate (plus, a new favorite catch […]
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Comments (0) Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams To Take Adorable Relationship to Next Adorable Level?
October 3, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Looks like it’s time to put away that life-sized poster of him you were painting, because Ryan Gosling might just be off the market. According to a few sources, including this one, Ryan recently bought a ring for on-off-on again girlfriend Rachel McAdams. They’ve also been seen checking out houses in LA and […]
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Comments (2) Candy Dish: Bromance Is In The Air Tonight
October 3, 2008 - 2:00 pm
Aw, such sweet bromance…
Understand the economy with Chris Farley movies
At last, something to do with your ex’s testicles once you cut them off
Celeb camel toe AND mom jeans alert
Disney on Depressants
Howard Stern ties the knot, Mr. Kelly Ripa officiates, celebrities now control the universe
Britney channels the other Madonna
Diddy is afraid of Palin
It’s official, […]
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Comments (0) Sarah Palin Winks At Joe Six Pack
October 3, 2008 - 1:50 pm
Love her or hate her, Sarah Palin sure knows how to use a well executed wink.
Either she’s found out just how much America loves a good old fashioned devilish gesture, or, like me, her eye twitches when she’s stressed out and/or scared.
Too bad my eye twitch isn’t as cute.
Posted in buzz, Video
Comments (3) Happy Friday!! Especially To Our Friends Who Are Batsh*t Insane!
October 3, 2008 - 10:30 am
Hey everyone! It’s Friday! It’s gonna be such a great day! I can feel it! I’d like to give a special shout out to the crazy guy I met this morning as I walked into work with the rest of the herd of New Yorkers! You were really cool, Crazy […]
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Comments (0) Skip-It, Bitch: The 10 Best Things About Elementary School
October 2, 2008 - 6:00 pm
With all the crazy sh*t happening in the world today, we here at CC can’t help but think back to the days when the biggest issue in our lives was whether our Mom had put our favorite over-sized T-shirt (with the Coke Bears on it!) in the laundry yet.
Yeah, we’re talking about Elementary School.
And maybe […]
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