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Evan Rachel Wood Loves Her Freak

I’m trying really hard not to judge. But when it comes to Marilyn Manson, it’s damn hard for me to stay silent.
Add in a confused little girl who claims his snoring “lulls her to sleep”, and you’ve just made it impossible for me not to say anything.
In September’s issue of GQ, 19-year-old Evan […]

Do Geeks Make Better Boyfriends?

After writing a little bit about Second Life, I got to thinking about the types of people who play it. And then I got to thinking about the sex lives of those people. And then I shuddered a little, but also wondered:
Do geeks make good boyfriends?
Because the internet is all expansive and all […]

Dating a Millionaire Just Got Easier

In an effort to make it seem like all women are money hungry gold-diggers, the Internet has birthed yet another dating site for rich dudes and the greedy girls who want to use—er, I mean, date them.
Girls, are you sick of looking for a sugardaddy in all the wrong places? And rich guys, […]

Painfree Waxing? Where Do I Sign Up?!

A painless bikini wax?! Please oh please, say it’s true!
Lycon Wax, a high quality hair removable wax available at both salons and drugstores, is supposedly “practically pain free”. Because of the wax’s self-hardening properties, it doesn’t pull on the skin while ripping out hair, and leaves little to no redness in its […]

Britney Gets Served, Turns to Hallmark for Help

If you had told me two years ago that K-Fed would turn out to be the responsible one in the relationship he had with Britney, I would have asked you how many times you listened to Popozao, how loud your speakers were when you did so, and if your brain had been mutilated in the […]

Pete Wentz: Emo Model

So. It’s really true. Pete Wentz is modeling. For real.
PerezHilton has just put up some pretty interesting photos of the Fall Out Boy rocker, a guy who’s gone from a proudly self-described “outcast” to a completely mainstream model who dates Ashlee Simpson.

Which is fine, I guess. If you like big paychecks and […]

My Boyfriend is Having an Affair With an Avatar?

I have never played Second Life, and had no idea what it was until a few months ago. Computer games aren’t my thing. They make me feel like I have anger issues, and I can’t stare at a screen for hours without going cross-eyed.
Plus, I’m not all that into living a giant lie.
But […]

How To Be a Pick-Up Artist (hint: dress like an ass)

If a guy wearing a big furry hat, black nail polish, and eyeliner thicker than yours walked up to you in a bar and threw insults your way, would you suddenly become weak-kneed and fall into his arms?
Me either.
But apparently, a lot of women do. Which is why there’s a new show on VH1 […]

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