Loading ...Live from prison, it’s the Dark Knight!
LOL, Jessica Simpson wants to be a singer!…Wait, but, um, isn’t she?
Speidiwood: punishing the troops, one Iraq trip at a time
Oh, she’s just being Lindsay–I mean Miley–I mean…THEY’RE THE SAME!?!
Remember when Dina Lohan won an award for motherhood?
In other news, this 12-year-old makes me feel really bad about myself
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Candy Dish: Live from prison, it’s the Dark Knight!
July 22, 2008 - 1:00 pm
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Comments (1) Candy Dish: Jesse Jackson Is Still Not an Obama fan
July 17, 2008 - 2:00 pm
Jesse Jackson is still not an Obama fan…like, at all
And the Justin Timberlake backlash has begun!
Models may be pretty, but they sure are dumb
Maggie Gyllenhaal is awesome, Letterman is a creep
This totally looks like my favorite new web site!
Ashlee Dupree has ruined more than Elliot Spitzer’s good name
But…the Jobros…are so adorable and wholesome! How dare […]
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” is upon us
July 15, 2008 - 1:30 pm
“The Dark Knight” is upon us! WHO ELSE IS FREAKING OUT?!
Keeping up with the Kardashians…in jail
Sarah and Jimmy split–the Matt Damon video is just awkward now
It’s not the happy ending most girls grow up dreaming about…
“Hey, um, Papa Hulk…were your girlfriend and I separated at birth?”
I don’t know if Hitch would have prescribed an “open […]
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Comments (0) Top 5 Away Messages That Need to go Away
July 14, 2008 - 10:30 am
I mean, Instant Messenger has been around forever. Remember those days in high school, when you would tell your parents “you just don’t understand!” and then stomp up to your room and begin to IM 20 friends at once, bitching about how your parents just didn’t understand?
Or how about Freshman year in college when […]
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Comments (11) Candy Dish: I blame Carrie Bradshaw For Fhis
July 10, 2008 - 1:00 pm
I blame Carrie Bradshaw for this
I never thought I’d say this: I feel bad for Brooke Hogan
Rev Jesse Jackson has got a few words for Obama–and they ain’t pretty!
And another Jackson just ain’t pretty at all
Similarly, Bridgette Nielson wants to get back into Playboy
Iron Man’s new role: Sherlock Holmes
You’re suppoed to take long walks–not […]
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: JLS’s Baby LIVES!
July 9, 2008 - 1:30 pm
THE JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS BABY IS REAL!
Moving out–more than a Billy Joel song
Bartender, bartender, make me a match
LOL I always confuse a live bat in my bra for my cell
Greatest. Invention. Ever.
Whoa–MTV is involved with something beyond “The Hills”
A French Rapper might go to jail for his lyrics, yet we still allow Paris Hilton to sing
Old […]
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Comments (1) Candy Dish: Even McTeeny was McDreamy
July 8, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Even McTeeny was McDreamy–and he could juggle!
OMG, it’s so annoying when my wedding dress totally rips apart at the altar
Breaking News: The JoBros continue to get hotter
In a related story, Corey Haim continues in the other direction
Ending a relationship is a lot like last call at a bar
What? A reality show that is funny on […]
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