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Former Heartthrobs: When Time is Not Your Friend
July 2, 2008 - 5:30 pm
So, my boyfriend Mario Lopez–jealous much?–was recently named People Magazine’s Hottest Bachelor of 2008. The dude is like a fine wine which only gets better with age…that I also want to have sex with. Anyway, it got me thinking—who are the top five former teen heartthrobs that time has not been as kind to?
5. Mike […]
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Comments (4) Candy Dish: Paris Bennett is going to be an American Mommy
July 1, 2008 - 1:00 pm
Paris Bennett is going to be an American Mommy
The Simpson-Wentz bump has arrived!
Apparently, Posh Spice dated one of the Coreys
16 Candles…with, um, 24 extra
Don’t let Uncle Dave near the watermelons at your family BBQ
Would you date a Pretty Boy?
This web site officially seriously sets women back
This can’t bode well for marriage’s fleeting street cred
Weirdest. Trend. […]
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: …And the Blonde Weaves Go Flying
June 30, 2008 - 3:00 pm
Every dude’s dream: Pam VS Jessica
Barack is the new Barbie
If girls ruled the internet
Watch Amy Winehouse punch people
What’s Lindsay doing these days?
Dear Jesus: Heidi wants to sing about you
Best cities for jobs in 2008
Ruben Studdard sings about his wife. Sort of
Guess what I’m having at my next pool party?
King Kong: a racist, […]
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Comments (0) Dear BF, I’m Leaving You for the Jonas Brothers
June 27, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Dear Boyfriend,
While you were at your frat’s campfire Friday night—I know, triple kegger! How could you not check it out? Life’s too short, bro!—I stayed in and watched “Camp Rock,” Disney Channel’s newest original movie starring The Jonas Brothers.
Let me tell you something; these “bros” are like three Prince Charmings, and you’re still just a […]
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Comments (6) Candy Dish: a Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin
June 26, 2008 - 1:00 pm
A Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin
Realistic Hollywood sex scene–NSFW
I don’t know who has lower standards in this picture
First Kirk Cameron, now the JoBros
I hope “Disaster Movie” parodies itself
Mary-Kate, where’s your flair baby?
The final sign of the Apocalypse: a preview of Verne Troyer’s sex tape (NSFW)
Kanye needs to calm-ye down
Plan your next Spring Break […]
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: She’s Just Being Miley
June 3, 2008 - 12:51 pm
Oh, she’s just being Miley…via Brett Ratner
This whole “presidential election” thing has got more drama than any MTV reality show
Fess up on those summer plans
My marriage offer still stands, Jonas Brothers
Oscars vs. VMAs
I, too, would rock a “J” tattoo for John Mayer
Once a Samantha, always a Samantha
For those who once tried to rock, we still […]
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: 20 Hottest Young Royals
May 30, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Forbes presents the 20 Hottest Young Royals
Hey, neat: John Mayer and Pete Wentz are BFF
Who doesn’t like a good Shakespeare joke?
“Internet Love Song.” …By an emo kid with a ukelele.
Someone put too much sex in “Sex and the City”
Most awkward Father’s Day gift. Ever.
Exciting news for Fratellis fans
Mind of Man: the world’s scariest place
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