Loading ...Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman!
Oh, to be John Mayer’s camera.
I really think teenagers are getting dumber by the minute–er, MySpace
Ali Lohan: 14 going on 40
It’s summertime: learn how to apply bronzer
I take back all earlier judgement: I kind of dig Natalie Portman and her boo
Libertarian Ocean Colonies are totally the new Facebook
Heidi and Spencer’s PDA […]
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Candy Dish: Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman!
May 21, 2008 - 5:00 pm
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Comments (0) Why I’m Single: The Uncle Jesse Syndrome
May 21, 2008 - 11:30 am
Everywhere I go, I see couples of all shapes and sizes. I’m no Supermodel, but I’m not a total trainwreck either; I’m literate, have seen “Iron Man” at least six times, and shower almost everyday. So why isn’t anyone spooning with me?
After analyzing all of my failed attempts into coupledom, I realized it’s not me […]
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Comments (7) Candy Dish: Ali Lohan is no fan of Mean Girls
May 20, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Ali Lohan is no fan of mean girls
Justin Timberlake is bringing marriage back
9021-Oh, wait, are they racist?
Most. Diseased. Couple. Ever.
Robert Downey Jr.’s upcoming role ain’t no Iron Man
Apparently, girls don’t like Sci-Fi
Don’t burn your ex’s mixtapes!
The Tongue Painter makes me feel really conflicted
SNL gives a shout-out to college kids
What is Brooke Hogan famous for again?
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Comments (2) Candy Dish: it’s Barack O’MANIA!!
May 19, 2008 - 12:00 pm
It’s Barack O’MANIA!!
George Clooney’s inner dialogue
You know, sometimes I wonder what Amy Winehouse’s thoughts would sound like
Living Lohan preview. ‘Nough said.
SO. READY. FOR. INDIANA JONES.
Celebrity couples update: because I’m totally alone
Beer Pong 2.0–Gawker vs. CollegeHumor vs Facebook
I love everything that Richard Simmons stands for
Protect your banana–and tell your boyfriend to do the same!
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: Fizz Cups Are Hot, Un-Hot Dudes Are Not
May 18, 2008 - 11:00 am
Top 5 Un-hot Hotties
But when will my consistent failures pay off??
…The folks from Gossip Girl wonder the same thing…
THE BEST SUMMER EVER: Fizz Cup for ice cream sodas!
Jezebel’s Pot Psychology
If only my daddy were Diddy
Bobby Mario–the brother Nintendo never loved
The best of “That’s What She Said” moments from The Office
Jason Castro is so chill, guys. […]
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: Imagine the Freakin’ Scholarships!
May 15, 2008 - 1:30 pm
While you acquired the Freshman 15, this dude became Mayor. No, like, a real one.
The Flight of the Concords would like a minute of your time, ladies
What if Ashlee and Pete hired Winehouse and Doherty to sing at their wedding?
Some deep thoughts from Jack Handey, via CollegeHumor
Coming soon: My Not-So-Sweet 16 (both horrifying and awesome)
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Comments (0) Candy Dish: The Final Sign of the Apocalypse
May 14, 2008 - 4:25 pm
It’s the final sign that the Apocalypse is here–Winehouse and Doherty
I tend to only date guys with a nice set of Moobs
Happy Bea-Day, Bea Arthur!
Jane Doe rape kits are officially on the books
Man’s Best Friend is really looking out for you
Most days, I wish I went to Harvard.
I am so over hipsters–and now N.E.R.D.
One day, […]
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Comments (1) Candy Dish: Jessica Alba, Identity Crisis
May 13, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Jessica Alba is having an identity crisis
Fraggle Rock: can you imagine the modern-day cast?
Finally–what web site logos really mean
You can be a World Champion, too!
This just in: Miley Cyrus has returned to her age
Why is Mandy Moore always up in my Dream Man grill?
Everyone loves surprises
Will Kate Holmes’ stint on Broadway even be allowed in […]
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