Eating whilst drunk is, in general, about as smart as sexing up strangers whilst drunk or calling ex-boyfriends whilst drunk, which is to say not very smart at all.
All the same, when I’ve consumed large amounts of alcohol, I’m going to go across the street and get chicken tenders from Whataburger. It’s just something that […]
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Eat, Drink and Be Merry: Best Drunk Foods
Don’t Buck Starbucks
Starbucks has a pretty bad rap. Lately, there has been the news that the coffee giant is closing 600 stores. But even before Starbucks had these financial difficulties many people saw the chain as a sort of representation of all that was wrong with capitalism; it was the big, heartless chain store closing down locally-owned […]
College Candy’s Sunday Playlist
TV on the Radio: Wolf Like Me. More than just about any other band, TV on the Radio makes music that makes me want to dance. And not shuffle-from-side-to-side dance, more like jump-in-the-middle-of-the-dance-floor-and-lose-my-sh*t dance.
I wouldn’t even qualify TVotR as a dance band, but the New York-based quintet certainly knows how to produce music that makes […]
Ten Signs I’m Getting Old
I told my mother the other day that I felt like I was getting old and she laughed at me. She said she didn’t want to hear sh*t about getting old until I went through menopause. Fair enough.
But that doesn’t detract from the fact that I feel thirty and all of its dastardly implications creeping […]
The Top Ten Most Annoying Things about Facebook
I write the following with the understanding that no matter how annoying Facebook can be, it will never be more annoying than Myspace. (Editor’s Note: I am not so sure…) And I will not stop using Facebook because of these things.
10. People You May Know. Otherwise known as “People that you don’t know well enough […]
Victoria’s Secret Pisses off Ohio State. Bonus: Woman Attacked by Thong!
Limited Brands, a Columbus Ohio-based company that owns Victoria Secret, has announced that their immensely popular lingerie store is going to come out with a line of logoed sweat pants, tank tops and panties for 33 colleges, including UCLA, Harvard and University of Michigan.
Apparently this idea isn’t going over too well at Ohio State, whose […]
College Candy’s Playlist for Thursday, June 19th
Straight to Hell: The Clash
Does this song sound familiar? If you are a fan of MIA (and who isn’t these days?) then it should–she samples this, my favorite song of all time, on her catchy single Paper Planes. Straight to Hell most deftly and beautifully represents everything that makes the Clash so singular and so […]
