Loading ...It seems like every time I have lunch with my mom, we have the following conversation:
MOM: (after a thoughtful silence) So…
ME: (while eating) Mmhmm?
MOM: So, is he….the one?
ME: (still eating, somewhat muffled) what?
MOM: Have you discussed the “M” word?
ME: (after a pause, uncomfortably) Well, I guess…
MOM: (bursts into tears)
She’s not crying because she doesn’t like […]
Author Archives: Jessica - FSU
Why Bother with a Wedding?
April 4, 2008 - 5:30 pm
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Comments (3) One of These Things is Not Like the Others…
April 1, 2008 - 11:30 am
Dianne Wiest. John Lithgow. Arthur Miller. Broadway. Katie Holmes.
Figure it out yet? Of course you have, because Katie Holmes on Broadway seems to fit as much as Katie Holmes accepting an Oscar, which is to say that it absolutely doesn’t fit. (And because there is a big picture of Katie Holmes at the top of […]
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Comments (0) Does Anal Sex Have a Bum Rap? Part Two
March 31, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Let me broach this very touchy subject with the help of my friend, Mr. Extended Metaphor:
Think about your body as a complex system of roads (sexy, curvy roads).
It’s easier to take the normal route “home”, so to speak, than that scary, deserted back road. After all, you’ve never gone that way, you don’t know what […]
Posted in sex, Cool Stuff
Comments (2) JTT: A Trip Down Memory Lane
March 30, 2008 - 5:00 pm
I was just rewatching an episode of Veronica Mars (which, if you don’t know, is my favorite show) that featured the fine acting stylings of one Jonathan Taylor Thomas, or JTT to those in the know. Needless to say, he hasn’t aged well. He’s not quite a Fred Savage but he is by no means […]
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Comments (2) The Real World XX: Ominous Music, Same Old Thing
March 29, 2008 - 5:00 pm
Growing up, I would always look to the Real World as a representation of what my twenties would be like. I always thought I’d end up like one of the unassuming girls that didn’t get as much airtime like Kat from London but I think I probably ended up more like Kaia from Hawaii (with […]
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Comments (1) The Top Five Women I’d Switch Teams For
March 29, 2008 - 1:00 pm
5. Monica Bellucci
If you have seen this woman, then I really don’t need to explain myself. In her mid-forties, she could kick almost any ingenue’s boney little ass with the sheer force of her heavy-lidded sexuality. She could probably snap Keira Knightley in half with a glance.
4. Kristen Bell
Usually I like my women […]
Posted in HaHa, Cool Stuff
Comments (7) Just a Little Harmless Sex
March 28, 2008 - 12:30 pm
I don’t remember losing my virginity. This isn’t a tragic story, I just got drunk and lost it somewhere, to some guy (thankfully I had the presence of mind to tell him to wear a condom.) I don’t mourn my lost hymen or cry about how I wish my first time had been more special, […]
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Comments (5) Does Anal Sex Have a Bum Rap? Part One
March 25, 2008 - 4:40 pm
Many women see their backdoor as a one-way street, so to speak. To them, anal sex is more laughable than sexy and it’s understandable that they should feel that way–after all, what has popular culture told us about anal sex? That it’s funny, disgusting, painful, or the dangerous means of a deviant lifestyle.
I will concede […]
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