Every year, I make New Year’s resolutions: “Get in shape,” “be more outgoing” and “don’t get arrested for drugging the neighbors’ neurotic Schnauzer.” And every year, they fall apart. I can never begin with plan and arrive at completion - I’m always stuck in a constant cycle of process, sort of like running on a […]

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“Holy s***! What’s he doing?”
“He’s just playing video games.”
“He looks like he’s having a seizure! He looks possessed! I’ll never understand boys. They’re all […]

[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!
Leave your own overheard convos in the comments.]
“They’re a bunch of snot-suckers.”
“What?”
“Like, they actually suck snot. They remove the physical snot from your head.
“Ew. So, literally, snot-suckers.”
“Yup.”
“How do you one-up ‘Twlight’? […]