While it’s sure to go over the head of many viewers (due to relevance, not pretentiousness), the Garfield tributes by Lasagna Cat are some of the most absurdly funny videos I’ve seen in years.
Lasagna Cat (the creation of Fatal Farm, an artist based out of L.A.) has created a bizarro world full of wonky live-versions […]
Author Archives: Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Lasagna Cat is King
“Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is the Greatest Christmas Song of All Time
It’s indisputable: “Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is not only the greatest Christmas song of all time, but the greatest song of all time, period.
I’m not even joking: check the heavy as f*** main riff, 70’s glam-rock moves and of course, the most bad-a** lyrics and melodies ever penned by puppets. This makes stoner-rock groups like Black […]
Peter Jackson is Returning to the Shire!
It’s official: Peter Jackson will executive produce not one but two Hobbit films that will be shot back-to-back (echoes of LoTR), with production beginning in 2009.This is monumental news, considering the very public fallout between Jackson and New Line Cinema.
Peter Jackson, lord of lore, had this to say:
“I’m very pleased that we’ve been able to […]
No Scribes for Globes and Oscars
With the writer’s strike still going strong, the WGA has denied invitations to prepare material for the Golden Globes on January 13 and the Oscars in February. If both events didn’t seem crappy enough last time, they should be craptacular this time around.
(See what happens when you don’t get pros to make jokes for you?)
This […]
You Wanna Be a Shot Caller?
You’re in the midst of Power Hour (one shot of beer every minute for an hour) and “one of your idiot friends” (read: you) lost track of time. Nobody knows when the next shot should be taken. It’s instances like this when you could use a stopwatch, or better - enter the Shot Caller.
Let’s cut […]
Avoid All Personal Contact with “Ice Brkr”
Don’t you hate it when you see a hot guy at the bar and you’re too much of a wimp to strike up a conversation with him? Put your troubles at the door - Ice Brkr is here to solve all of your social problems.
Ice Brkr is a new dating application in the UK that […]
The New Don Imus: Bigger, Better and…Blacker
Eight months after radio-host Don Imus used racial slurs against the Rutgers Women’s Basketball teams he’s back on the air - and he’s not racist anymore! Promise!
Imus (and the heads at RFD-TV, no doubt) must have thought it would be a great idea to prove his non-racial stance by hiring on not one but two […]
Carson Daly Asks Friends to Phone In Jokes…Just Like He Does Every Night
Carson Daly has committed the ultimate crime: resuming production on Last Call with Carson Daly.Daly has also defied the ongoing writer’s strike - but that’s hardly his biggest offense.
Does anybody really watch Last Call with Carson Daly? It’s on at some ungodly hour next to weight-loss and fly-fishing gear infomercials…and since when did Daly become […]
Breaking Up From a Guy’s Perspective: What Girls Should Know
When it comes to ending a relationship gone bad, there’s a right way to make the break (and it doesn’t involve leaving an “It’s over, I’m sorry” note for your significant other to discover under her door or in her inbox). In “Signs It’s Time to Break Up with Her” you learned when the break-up […]
Alternate Forms of Thanksgiving Travel
My dorm closes this Wednesday for Thanksgiving break, leaving me with a major travel dilemma. I don’t have a car on campus so that leaves driving home off the list. The standards, flight and train, are so dang expensive - and I spent my entire semester budget on beer.
It looks like I have no other […]

