Author Archives: Josh - UMASS, Lowell


Breaking Up From a Guy’s Perspective: What Girls Should Know

When it comes to ending a relationship gone bad, there’s a right way to make the break (and it doesn’t involve leaving an “It’s over, I’m sorry” note for your significant other to discover under her door or in her inbox). In “Signs It’s Time to Break Up with Her” you learned when the break-up […]

Alternate Forms of Thanksgiving Travel

My dorm closes this Wednesday for Thanksgiving break, leaving me with a major travel dilemma. I don’t have a car on campus so that leaves driving home off the list. The standards, flight and train, are so dang expensive - and I spent my entire semester budget on beer.
It looks like I have no other […]

Will WooMe Woo Thee Towards Online Dating?

~CHecK oUT mY FRee WeBcaM!~
No thanks, Fembot.
Online-dating sites, while fun and successful for those in the know, can be very daunting to your average, not-so-computer-savvy individual. Getting lost in the sea of PC-murdering spam and creepy come-hithers when looking for a date online is quite simple when you don’t have a clue what to do.
What […]

Travel Tips for the Ill Prepared

I’m broke and lazy - are you broke and lazy? Of course you are.
You’re a college student (or a big fan of college-related material if you’ve found yourself reading this).To many, “college student” is synonymous with “too busy and too broke.” Even if you’re a part-time student/full-time worker it’s assumed that you’re a slacker. So […]

E-Boost: It’ll Put a Spring in Your Step

Where other energy drinks barely deliver what they advertise - giving you a quick rush accompanied by a feeling of spacey-ness and lack of concentration - E-Boost picks you up while providing the B12 necessary to boost your mental alertness and immunity levels.
I’ve never been a coffee drinker and energy drinks are either too surgery, […]

Movies to Watch this Hallo-weekend

With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie - but where? Are any movies worth watching in theaters this weekend? What’s new on DVD? Do drive-in theaters still exist?
No worries, moviegoer - these questions and more will be answered after the jump.

Wonderbras Are Wonderful Sometimes

I’m all about the truth - truth in relationships, truth in politics, truth in what a girl is hiding underneath her undergarments. The act of stuffing should be exclusive to Santa Claus and Thanksgiving.
The Wonderbra was designed to make women feel better about their lack of rack by padding around their mini-rounds. How is that […]

Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?

The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex.
It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated - it’s the aquatic equivalent of sex itself! So why should you not have sex in one?
According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.
The old rumor of man becoming infertile […]

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