Author Archives: Josh - UMASS, Lowell


Her Depot: Home Depot for the Ladies

Hey ladiiiiiiiies!
Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?
Well the time has come, girls: Her Depot is here!
Her Depot - yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker - is a […]

Amateur Entrepreneurs: The Worst Thing Ever

Back in the Ye Olde Tinseltown days, most of the top-earning stars were stellar actors, singers and dancers, with none of the skills mentioned being a crutch to support a lack of talent.
Celebrities were, for the most part, blue-collar workers for the public, earning their fame by signing on to numerous films at once, rigorously […]

Virgin Cream = Virgin Scheme?

I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else.
Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more “youthful” days. The website boasts claims such as this:

If You Would Like To:
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Donald’s Angels?

The train wreck trio of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan may be taken under the wing of entrepreneur Donald Trump.With his new show Celebrity Apprentice revved-up and ready to go Trump is hoping to persuade the bad girls to join the cast of Carmen Electra, Tony Hawk, Joan Rivers, George Foreman, Dana Patrick […]

Build-a-Bong Contest: Way Better than Build-a-Bear

Calling all bong-rippers: Mike Skinner of The Streets is holding a “bong-making” contest on the last stops on his tour.
One lucky winner (stoner, engineer, Nintendo Wiid player - same thing) will receive a drum cymbal signed by Skinner and two VIP passes for his August 26 gig at the aptly-titled Get Loaded in the Park […]

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