Loading ...For some reason, spring earned this rep for being the season of love, with summer at a close second (and I think that Grease had a much heavier hand in that than the fact that it’s wedding season). Winter gets credit for hot chocolate and snuggling and sleigh rides (which is bullsh*t, because I have […]
Author Archives: Kari - Florida State
Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: November Edition
October 16, 2008 - 12:30 pm
[I am a Cosmo devotee. Have been since I started stealing my mom’s when I was twelve. I am amazed monthly by the hair, the witty captions, and their never ending innovation of synonyms for the word penis. Many of my friends, acquaintances, relatives and sisters swear by Cosmo as their Bible (and for the […]
Posted in Blogroll, sex
Comments (15) The Pissed List:Killer Clouds, Angry Gov.’s and Drunken Lip Synching
October 12, 2008 - 12:00 pm
[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But sometimes (ok, maybe slightly more often) the general cluelessness, carelessness and overall stupididty of some things and or/people really gets to me. I find that venting is the most efficient way to rid myself […]
Posted in HaHa, Other Stories
Comments (12) Caramel Popcorn Goo-Goo Clusters: Salty Sweet Perfection
October 10, 2008 - 1:00 pm
Fall is finally here, and that means the end of bathing suit season! What better way is there to celebrate than with chocolate? And caramel? And peanuts? And popcorn? Exactly–there isn’t.
So light some pumpkin scented candles, throw open your windows and kick off fall with some delicious, sinful goo-goo clusters, and smile smugly about the […]
Posted in body
Comments (4) Revenge Porn: Not Just for the Bathroom Stall Anymore
October 8, 2008 - 3:00 pm
We all know about those horrible, nasty and hateful breakups. Either we’ve gone through one, or we’ve comforted a friend who has. We’ve seen and heard about the batsh*t things that crazy exes will do out of jealousy, spite and heartbreak.
It hurts enough to sever ties with someone who knew every intimate detail about you, […]
Posted in sex, reality
Comments (2) The Pissed List: Adnan Ghalib, Congress and Those Dudes Who Block the Bar
October 5, 2008 - 5:30 pm
I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But sometimes (ok, maybe slightly more often) the general cluelessness, carelessness and overall stupididty of some things and or/people really gets to me. I find that venting is the most efficient way to rid […]
Posted in HaHa, Other Stories
Comments (23) Cosmo Says the Darndest Things, October Edition
September 16, 2008 - 5:00 pm
I am a Cosmo devotee. Have been since I started stealing my mom’s when I was twelve. I am amazed monthly by the hair, the witty captions, and their never ending innovation of synonyms for the word penis. Many of my friends, acquaintances, relatives and sisters swear by Cosmo as their Bible (and for the […]
Posted in sex, Other Stories
Comments (1) The 5 B’s: Topics to Avoid During Sorority Recruitment
September 8, 2008 - 11:30 am
So you’re going through recruitment! You’re excited, nervous, anxious and you can’t stop trying on your new wardrobe for the week and having pretend conversations with yourself in your mirror.
Oh…that was just me.
Whatever your feelings are towards the process of Greek recruitment, uncertainty is almost bound to be one of them. Your recruitment staff will […]
Posted in reality, Back to School
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