Author Archives: Kari - Florida State


5 Reasons NOT to get Wasted at Welcome Week Parties

Oh, Welcome Week. That celebration of the college lifestyle, once taken for granted and now fully appreciated after a loooooong summer at home. Apart from the slow torture that is moving into your new apartment/dorm room, the week before school starts is rife with opportunity to exercise your renewed (or newfound) freedom to be drunk […]

When Brownies and Cookies Collide: Brownie Bombs

Brownies, let’s face it, are the sh*t. They satisfy the most severe PMS cravings, they comfort the most heartbreaking breakups, and they give you a sense of ooey gooey comfort. That said, who’s to say that the brownie doesn’t deserve the occasional update? I mean, with cookie technology continuing to increase, the brownie absolutely has […]

5 Fashion Splurges Worth Making

With the dawn of Fall semester approaching, and the recession in full swing, many of us are facing a dilemma–quality or quantity. And when it comes to fashion, I’m a faithful believer in both. The only way to create a truly personal, awesome and –let’s face it– realistic wardrobe is to incorporate incredible steals with […]

Seal the Deal Steak: Sooo Easy

Word on the street is that Glamour has perfected the recipe for engagement (literally. It’s chicken.) And while this is all well and good for you ladies on the hunt for that rock, some of us aren’t exactly ready to take that plunge….we could however, always use a little culinary nudge in the right direction […]

Anti-Rape Condom Campaign Wants Us To Live In Fear

When I saw this my only thoughts were What. The. F**k?! Why, why was this permitted to be patented?
For those unfamiliar with the Rapex, it is an “anti-rape condom”. Basically, it’s a condom worn inside of you with barbs that, should any man put his hoo ha where it is not welcome, it will be […]

5 Things to Avoid Telling Your Parents

One of the joys of maturing into responsible adults is the new, more equal relationship we can establish with our parents. It’s cool to be able to grab a brewski at family barbecues (double-y cool because you didn’t have to pay for it), usually leading to an awesome opportunity to sit around and gab with […]

Living Lohan Ep 9: Season Finale

Oh Living Lohan, I can’t believe our brief but tumultuous relationship is coming to an end (or a pause, you see, I’m not quite sure you’ve been renewed for a second season), but whatever, we’ve had our highs, our lows and our utterly brain numbing uneventful-s. I cherish our relationship so much, in fact, that […]

The Youth Vote: We Can Be Bought

A growing sense of disdain for Dubya didn’t cut it. Being able to register at the DMV just didn’t do the trick either. P. Diddy couldn’t get us to do it, for Christ’s sake. So just what will it take to seriously win the youth vote? We are, after all, 20 million strong and dammit […]

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