Loading ...In this episode, the Lohans FINALLY get to Vegas! They didn’t fly there in a private jet though, which I’m gonna admit was a bit of a let down (I expected some major control issues and perhaps Dina’s debut as a pilot), and there was no liquor fueled dramz. While the episode was age appropriately […]
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Living Lohan Ep 6: What Happens in Vegas, Pisses Me OFF!
June 30, 2008 - 8:45 am
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Comments (0) Hangover Chronicles 3: 5 Worst Places to Be the Morning After
June 25, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Being hungover generally sucks, lets face it. The only place I want to be (and I’m sure this goes for you as well) is in bed, with the blinds closed, watching cheesy made for TV movies and eating my favorite hangover foods.
Unfortunately, my life is not very conducive to being hungover, and forces me to […]
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Comments (5) Sex on the Beach: Worth the Unnecessary Exfoliation.
June 23, 2008 - 5:30 pm
There are famous scenes from movies depicting it. There are Facebook bumper stickers dedicated to it. There are songs that shout the praises of it. There are how to articles and, hell, it even has search results on Wikipedia. Yet for the entirety of my life, the closest I’d come to Sex on the Beach […]
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Comments (11) Living Lohan Ep 5: The Road to Vegas is Paved with Lameness
June 23, 2008 - 8:30 am
There is nothing more visually exciting and brain numbingly frivolous than the classic E! show Vegas episode. When the Girls Next Door go, I can’t wait to see how underdressed Kendra will be. When the Sunset Tan “ladies” go, I make sure to wear orange. So I’ve been really excited for the Vegas episode(s?) since […]
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Comments (1) Yours, Mine and Our-gasms
June 15, 2008 - 5:00 pm
After hearing about KY Brand’s new Yours & Mine couples lubricants, I was mildly intrigued. After seeing a few more ads in magazines and one semi-funny commercial, I decided to investigate via Google.
What I found was an intricately designed website that made this lube look like the kind that astronauts would use… if they found […]
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Comments (8) Hangover Chronicles 2: Top 5 Worst Things That Happened Last Night
June 15, 2008 - 2:00 pm
You know those mornings. The ones when you and your girlfriends gather from your various places of shacking over lots of water and ibuprofen to remind each other of the hilarity that went down the night before. Amid all of the laughter (and reviewing of pictures….to jog your memory), you suddenly realize just what happened: […]
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Comments (11) 5 Horrendous Ways to Break up with Someone
June 13, 2008 - 9:30 am
As that song your mother listens to on the Oldies station says, “breaking up is hard to do (oo).” Especially these days when people have all sorts of options when it comes to communication. It sometimes seems that people sit down and contemplate the absolute worst way to dump someone…and then do it.
Below is my […]
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Comments (15) Living Lohan Ep 3: Mean Girls Part Deux?
June 9, 2008 - 2:00 pm
In this episode, Ali finally experiences the price she’ll pay for being “just” like her sister. Dressed like a Firewoman stripper, Ali goes to a block party in LoLand and is severely creamed. Shaving creamed — minds out of the gutter! Dina gets a call from the school guidance counselor telling her some serious harassing […]
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