So it’s Sunday. Unlike productive members of society who are enjoying a break from professionalism or whatever, I woke up three hours ago with a raging hangover. I reserve the right to complain about this because a) I am a college student, thus weekends are sacred and b) after I graduate all the fun […]
Author Archives: Kari - Florida State
Living Lohan Ep 2: Burning Down the House
We pick up where last week’s episode left off, with Ali drilling Jeremy for an explanation for his bizarre online interview. The argument sounds like thousands I’ve heard my drunk friends have with their long distance boyfriends via cell phone. I listen to Ali and Jeremy run around in circles until Ali reads something of […]
Candy Dish: Links for a Lazy Sunday
This game is the sh*t! But more addicting than crack: you’ve been warned.
Maxim sums up basically the best gifts of all time for your Dad/Grad.
Charlie Sheen Marries an “Easy” Woman. Obviously.
I feel so bad for this guy. But not bad enough to find his situation completely hilarious.
Watermelon Bombe: It’s not what you’re thinking.
But This Is! […]
Living Lohan, Ep 1: Mommy Will Fix it
I have been eagerly anticipating the premier of the Lohan reality show since Perez announced it a few months ago. Monday’s premier more than exceeded my expectations. I’m sorry about the delay, but I wanted to be absolutely sure that I had absorbed all that I could from this trainwreck collision of Kardashiantics, Real World-esque […]
Nude Vacays…Um, No Thank You.
At the first mention of nude vacations, my boyfriend excitedly asked when we were taking one. My immediate reaction was not so enthusiastic. I was plagued by thoughts of flabby Midwesterners eager to experience adventures now that their kids have moved out.
I researched Mexico’s Hidden beach Resort, an “Au Natural Club” to get a better […]
Candy Dish: Margaritas + Popsicles = Delish
The perfect poolside addition to a summer afternoon
Coupon Clipping: not just for groceries anymore.
You mean it does more than make me lose my inhibitions, dinner and dignity?
If Gossip Girl gets canceled my life will be over.
Two more reasons to love Bret and Jemaine.
Do you think Lassie wore condoms?
Just grin and bear it, Tony. …Or […]
Addicted to A-holes: A Field Guide
As the go-to sympathetic listener to Every.Single.Friend of mine, I hear my fair share of happy stories, sad tales and a generous amount of scandals. But by far the most conversations we have revolve around the complete a-holes that my girlfriends deliberately date. I seriously cannot fathom why my beautiful, smart and funny friends seek […]
