Loading ...I used to joke that I could measure the amount of fun I had at a party by how many bruises I woke up with the next day. I’m not trying to sound sadistic, but I bruise easily and am incredibly clumsy; I party hard, and I fall even harder. I haven’t even […]
Author Archives: Kathryn S
“How Did I Get This Bruise?” — Random Drunk Injuries, and How to Avoid Them
August 28, 2008 - 5:30 pm
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Comments (1) Ladies That Will Make You LOL
August 26, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Men have always ruled the comedy scene. From dynamic duos such as Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello and Jay and Silent Bob to teams such as the Happy Madison boys (Adam Sandler, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Peter Dante, Allen Covert and Nick Swardson) and the Frat Pack (Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, […]
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Comments (6) No Matter Your Size, It Is Time to Get Fit
August 26, 2008 - 10:30 am
Last December, The Journal of the American Medical Association reported that over the last twelve years, death rates among 2,600 adults 60 and older were slightly lower in overweight individuals than in normal weight adults.
Wait, what? Isn’t obesity a major health concern?
Actually, the New York Times reports that “despite concerns about an obesity epidemic, there […]
Posted in body, news
Comments (2) Do You Still Need to Look Your Best for B-T-S?
August 26, 2008 - 9:30 am
Remember when the end of the summer meant a shopping trip with your mom and a first-day-of-school photo shoot to chronicle the beginning of first/second/third/fourth grade?
Then high school hit, and you took your own initiative to blow your money on the perfect ensemble to make a statement on day one. Freshman year meant something […]
Posted in style, Back to School
Comments (7) Skeletons in the Closet: The Most Shameful Items in my Wardrobe
August 25, 2008 - 4:30 pm
If any of the producers of What Not to Wear ever happen to read this article, please accept my personal cry for help and send me to Stacy and Clinton asap.
Though I can usually throw together something appropriate for work or special events, about half of my clothing inventory consists of utterly ridiculous garments. […]
Posted in style, HaHa
Comments (2) The Vegan Bar Even Carnivores Can Appreciate!
August 23, 2008 - 1:00 pm
I am horrible when it comes to eating, and my metabolism is probably waiting until I’m thirty to get its revenge in the form of cellulite and love handles. I skip meals all the time, and have been known to go days without food.
No, I don’t have an eating disorder. I have […]
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Comments (2) Five 100-Calorie Packs that are Worth Every Overpriced, Processed Bite
August 22, 2008 - 12:30 pm
100-Calorie Packs are the new Starbucks Skinny Latte. They are taking over the world, one grocery store shelf at a time. Though these snacks are making bank for Kraft Foods, Nabisco, Frito Lay, and every other conglomerate on the single-serving bandwagon, there has been some recent media backlash, which brings to light the […]
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Comments (4) Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
August 14, 2008 - 10:30 am
Why does breaking up suck so much? No, I don’t mean the broken hearts, the swapping of past birthday / anniversary / Valentine’s gifts, or the empty void on his half of the bed. I mean, why does the actual act of breaking up suck so much?
You’re in a relationship. Obviously, there’s something […]
Posted in sex, reality
Comments (1) Grad School: Is it for You?–The Plan of Study
August 12, 2008 - 2:30 pm
I have no problem admitting that I’m kind of a nerd. So you can judge me all you want when I tell you that in college, I graduated with almost double the required number of 200-level English credits. I like to joke that I double-majored in English and English. Har har har.
I […]
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Comments (1) Upsides of Being a Swingin’ Single
August 11, 2008 - 2:30 pm
God, it feels good to be single again. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of two years, and I know that this move solidified my future as an old maid. I know I’ll never find a guy more perfect for me than my ex, and that I’ll probably die alone. But, […]
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