Loading ...I like to eat, but I also like to fit into my size 6 jeans. There lies my little dilemma. As much as I like to go running and what not, that doesn’t always seem to suffice; I mean, it would take a run from here to London to burn off the amount of cake […]
Author Archives: Kelly - UMass
Letting It All Hang Out - Farting in Front of Your Man
September 4, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Farting.
Pooping.
Peeing.
It’s all gross, which is why we do it in the privacy of our own homes. But, when is it OK to stink up your boyfriend’s bathroom or let him in when you’re peeing? Is it ever okay to poop or fart in front of your man? Let’s discuss.
I have been in a relationship for […]
Posted in sex, HaHa
Comments (14) Must-Haves for a College Night Out
September 2, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Hey ladies. We all love to party right? I know I do. And with partying comes, well, some interesting circumstances. Us girls need to have the proper “equipment” when we go out, don’t we? Here’s my list of the things I never leave home without on my crazy college nights out.
1. Toilet Paper. I don’t know […]
Posted in body, Back to School
Comments (5) College Jobs: How to Avoid the Dirt and Make the Big(ger) Bucks
August 27, 2008 - 3:30 pm
So, you’ve just settled in to your campus, unpacked your essentials and have caught up with the necessary friends and college hook-ups and you’re all getting ready to go out for an evening of debauchery, you look into your wallet to grab some cash and – surprise – you’re broke.
If you’re tired of asking Mamadukes […]
Posted in reality, Back to School
Comments (5) The Five Must-Haves for your College Fridge
August 26, 2008 - 12:30 pm
While you may be tempted to fill that dormroom mini fridge with beer and only beer, there are going to be times in college (like breakfast) when Miller Lite just won’t suffice. So, you may want to stock that fridge with other necessities to get you through the day. You don’t have much room in […]
Posted in body, Back to School
Comments (10) When It Comes to Breakups, Honesty is Always The Best Policy
August 26, 2008 - 11:30 am
Ending a relationship with someone, no matter how long you’ve dated, is never an easy thing. You have to face someone and tell them – in more or less words – that you don’t want to be with them anymore. For many, it can be quite devastating to the heart (not to mention, the […]
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Comments (6) Promise Rings…Promising What, Exactly???
August 23, 2008 - 10:30 am
Lately there has been a lot of talk of Promise Rings as a sort of pre-engagement commitment. I just can’t seem to grasp this whole trend.
A promise ring?
Maybe it’s all the religious hype that typically surrounds them, or maybe I don’t understand what the promise is, exactly (a promise to love each other? To save […]
Posted in reality
Comments (15) Drop your Pants, Mr. Cleaver – TV Dads I’d Love to Bone
August 22, 2008 - 5:15 pm
Thinking about a dad in a non-fatherly way is gross. On so many levels.
But at TV dad? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Everyone at one point has been watching a show and had a rare, but undeniable attraction to a TV Dad. An “I wish I could reach into the TV, knock his wife out […]
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Comments (7) Back to School Clothes – Where Best Buys Meet Best Trends
August 22, 2008 - 10:30 am
A new school season is here, which means more than new books, new cute boys in class and new dorms. Back to school clothes are one of the most essential things on your list of “To-Do’s” before you pack off for another year of learning and debauchery.
So, where to look for the best finds, […]
Posted in style, Back to School
Comments (3) When Crazy Girls Attack…AGAIN!
August 19, 2008 - 11:30 am
A few weeks back, I shared a story involving me, my boyfriend and one crazy bitch. The girl refused to leave my boyfriend alone and I thought that having my boyfriend tell her to back off, then me, very forcefully, telling her to back off, would’ve been enough. Not so, people.
She didn’t get the not-so-subtle […]
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