Loading ...You date, you learn. And you’d think that the people you date will just vanish of the face off the earth, because it’s only polite, right? You dealt with the waves of nausea and anxiety during the end-phase, and so they should bother you no longer.
“Should” being the key word.
I’m a fan of […]
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Dating: Who Gets The Last Laugh?
November 8, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Posted in sex
Comments (2) Dating Don’t: Breaking the Bank
November 2, 2008 - 1:30 pm
I love the fantasy version of dating where everything’s shrouded in a pink mist and it rains sunshine and daisies on you and your perfect mate. Music plays when you kiss, you’re wined and dined, showered with gift boxes from Tiffany’s… and everything’s fantastic because, duh, you’re in love. Or what Dane Cook […]
Posted in sex, reality
Comments (3) An Open Letter to Those Friends Who Think it’s Okay to Get Married Before 25
October 26, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Dear Engaged Friends,
So, congratulations! Have you picked a date? Done the dress shopping? Gone cake tasting? Picked the esteemed members of your bridal party? Great! So if we could take a minute to shift the focus over to me? Yeah.
You’re freaking me out.
Early, early, early 20s are not a […]
Posted in HaHa
Comments (25) A Scary Movie Throwback: Something to Scream About
October 25, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Scary movies are one of those things that draw a strong response of either love or hate. I for one can’t really stomach violence (read: cannot count how many times I’ve covered my face watching BRAVEHEART either in classes or with guy friends), but there’s still an element of these horrendously predictable flicks that […]
Posted in Cool Stuff
Comments (1) You Always Remember Your Worst
September 9, 2008 - 11:30 am
I consider myself an equal opportunity dater: non-discriminatory and always up for a new challenge. That’s not to say this hasn’t gotten me in trouble. Among those ranks, friends, can be filed a character I shall refer to from here on out as The Comedian.
Initially, this adventure was appealing for a variety of […]
Posted in sex
Comments (0) Side Effects of a Chubby Childhood
August 27, 2008 - 5:30 pm
I have an inner Chub-Scout. Sometimes, on binge days, she gets embraced a little tighter than usual. I use the term to be funny about it, and it tends to get a laugh, but it’s the bane of my existence.
By looking at me, you probably would just be confused by this statement until […]
Posted in body
Comments (14) Lunchbox Favorites: A Throwback
August 19, 2008 - 12:30 pm
Dodgeball. Track and field day. Recess… There was a time when these words were what made us tick, when all that mattered was whether you could feasibly be cast as your favorite Disney princess. That, of course, along with what was packed in your lunchbox.
Hot lunch was only cool on pizza and […]
Posted in body, Other Stories
Comments (15) Moving Woes and How to Deal
August 14, 2008 - 11:30 am
Moving, the actual process, is a less-than-awesome experience, the necessary evil to get your entire life from point A to point B in as little time as possible.
The process itself requires weeks of planning, stressing, throwing things away, trying to pawn things you can’t justify throwing out off on your friends, scrounging for money to […]
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