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This habit started approximately two years ago when I was struggling with the worst of college relationships—the pseudo-boyfriend. You know him: you two keep it “chill,” hang out and hook up without the constraint of a title, and you can’t […]
Author Archives: K - NYU
Leaving Platinum to the Jewelers: My Pursuit of a Non-Blonde Lifestyle
January 27, 2008 - 12:00 pm
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Comments (1) Because There Is No Orientation for Life After College
January 26, 2008 - 10:00 am
A bachelor’s degree is a funny thing. Depending on your major, it’s either the equivalent of an extremely pricey receipt with a huge FINAL SALE stamp on it, sending you off to continue your studies, or it sends you to work. In either situation, the joys of the undergraduate lifestyle are mourned on almost […]
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Comments (0) Pets: a Huge Commitment (unless you’re Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend)
January 25, 2008 - 11:00 am
While at the airport this week, I observed a woman clutching a scraggly toy-sized dog decked out in a Ralph Lauren polo shirt made for a six-month-old child. Ew. Just because owning an animal is like having a child does not mean that the dog’s fur has stopped acting as its clothing. […]
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Comments (4) Stop Hating on the Holla
January 22, 2008 - 9:30 am
Perhaps it’s the sheer volume of people on one concrete island, or that the people are actually more attractive and put-together. Maybe more of the residents are chemically altered more often throughout the day here. Whichever the case may be, New Yorkers are not at all shy about their catcalls, or “hollas,” […]
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Comments (0) Taxicab Depressions: Advice is Free if the Meter’s Running
January 20, 2008 - 11:43 am
For some reason, after a few cocktails, I feel the need to delve into the personal lives of others. I call this tactic an “h-to-h,” or heart-to-heart, whereupon after listening for all of two minutes, I find it appropriate to tell a person how wonderful they are and how they should never settle in […]
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