Loading ...My name is K, and I was in a sorority.
That is, I’m an alum. I still wear my butt-shorts to sleep at night and my Greek Week t-shirts to the gym. I have sorority jewelry, and my best friends are people I pledged with. I may or may not have my affiliation […]
Author Archives: K - NYU
Pet Peeves of a Former Sorority Girl
July 24, 2008 - 5:30 pm
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Comments (26) Flashback: How Not to Date
July 19, 2008 - 2:20 pm
Not so long ago, in a fantasyland far, far away called College, I was your average little freshman, running around wide-eyed and ready to meet as many college boys as possible. And, because I went Greek, I pretty much had to find some unsuspecting (i.e., completely suspecting) frat boy to accompany me to winter […]
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Comments (7) Major Decisions
July 14, 2008 - 9:30 am
I was pre-med once. I had visions of being Dr. K and white labcoats (which you can buy at any university bookstore for Halloween… please note that medical supplies are non-returnable) dancing in my little blonde head. I had my 8 semesters broken down into manageable-ish class loads before I turned 19. […]
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Comments (5) The Best of the Worst Pick-Up Lines
July 7, 2008 - 10:30 am
For some reason, all the men I encounter lately consider awkward to be the new hot thing in the art of pick-up lines. I’m not sure who these work on, or if they really do, ever, but something must be inspiring people to come up with gems like the following. Maybe it’s that crappy Pick […]
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Comments (7) Knowing Your Wingman Limits
July 7, 2008 - 9:30 am
If my alma mater offered a degree program for being a wingman, I’d have graduated valedictorian, magna cum laude, and have seven thousand honors cords around my neck commemorating my achievements.
Instead, I have friend-couples (you know, the couples you were friends with before they were couples) sprinkled through my social calendar, all with their own […]
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Comments (1) Why Yes, There IS Such a Thing as Too Small
July 2, 2008 - 10:30 am
There are some attributes to the summer season that make it less than perfect. One of these is the prevalence of muffin top sightings, and I’ve just got to vent.
It’s not so much the muffin top in and of itself that irks me. It is OSTS, or One-Size-Too-Small Syndrome, afflicting so many girls that […]
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Comments (19) Keep Cool With Do-It-Yourself Yogurt This Summer
June 29, 2008 - 12:00 pm
I’m a huge fro-yo fan, and my dream job may be taste-testing at the Ben & Jerry’s factory in Vermont, but sometimes it’s good to keep your calories in check when you’re craving something chilly for the summer. You know…with bathing suits and super tight dresses, and all.
And so, I bring you a ridiculously […]
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Comments (0) Going Natural… with Peanut Butter
June 27, 2008 - 12:30 pm
During my vegetarian kick this winter, I was determined to get enough protein and, ironically, fat in my diet. Cheese was good, milk was fine, and I cannot say enough about my obsession with avocado, but what I needed was something of the nut variety to add a little to my meals. […]
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