Loading ...It’s time for Hollywood to take out the trash.
You know what I’m talking about– Lindsay, Paris, Britney, Nicole, Nicole’s unborn baby, Nicole’s ugly boyfriend, and dare I say…Christina Aguilera. Always rubbed me the wrong way, that one.
H-town is seeming more and more like a ghost town these days with its little coke-infused starlets escaping the […]
Author Archives: Leah - The University of Texas
Where are the Kirsten Dunsts?
July 26, 2007 - 2:30 pm
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Comments (5) Oral Education
July 25, 2007 - 4:30 pm
I definitely know a few people who would major in blow job science it there existed such an option… hey, if you’re good at it, go for it. That’s why I’m majoring lazy and minoring in eating frozen yogurt.
But, I understand that there are those who wish to acquire skills in college, and for some […]
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Comments (0) The Most Annoying Liberal Arts Schools
July 25, 2007 - 9:30 am
Disclosure: I used to go to a liberal arts school– and when I say liberal arts school, I mean liberal arts school. This place was tiny (1500 students) and in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
I lived in an ecologically - friendly dorm, ate veggie burgers, created art out of garbage and was generally bored out […]
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Comments (0) Too Fat for College?
July 24, 2007 - 4:00 pm
If you’re an obese teenage girl, you’re half as likely to go to college as a “normal” teenage girl.
Researchers at the University of Texas-Austin confirmed this hypothesis in a recent study of 11,000 young adults, proving what we’ve all known for years: obesity isn’t just detrimental to one’s physical health.
But why are girls getting the […]
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Comments (0) Getting Ready For a Date in Only 72 Hours
July 18, 2007 - 3:30 pm
I like to think myself a low - maintenance kind of gal (code: I’m too lazy and messy to pull off mascara). I take a long time to get ready, sure, I just don’t put much effort into the process. Typically, getting ready for a “date” involves pulling on an unstained tank top and flossing.
But […]
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Comments (0) Guy of the Moment: Andy Samberg
July 18, 2007 - 2:30 pm
Forget Shia LeBeouf.
The buzz tides are turning toward SNL hottie Andy Samberg. A smooth - talking Don Juan or babyfaced teen star he’s not, but Samberg’s got the goods.
Why? Because he’s funny!
And while my heart used to beat exclusively for Jimmy Fallon, I’m in the process of becoming a complete Sambergphile. Besides being hilarious, he’s […]
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Comments (9) Is Your Degree Worth It?
July 15, 2007 - 9:00 pm
I know I’m worth it, but is my degree? College is numbingly expensive — I’m not even a senior and I’m already 50k in the hole. All this just so I can (probably) land a meager entry - level job when I graduate with my liberal arts degree. Yeah, you need to give a little […]
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Comments (0) Cocktails For Your Fingers
July 15, 2007 - 6:00 pm
Cocktail rings: equal parts ridiculous, amazing, and WASP. I remember my Great Aunt Mimi’s honking rings nearly gouging my eyes out when she tried to pinch my cheeks at the Thanksgiving dinners of my youth.
I should have been more receptive to her affection — I could have inherited a few of her ruby stunners. I […]
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