Loading ...The other night, one of my friends asked me a startling question: “Can I kiss you?”
Caught way, way off - guard, I stammered and sputtered and eventually mustered out a meek “no,” and offered to let him walk me home as a consolation prize.
Truthfully, I was intrigued. And tempted. Very tempted. But it’s complicated, because […]
Author Archives: Leah - The University of Texas
Out of Sight, Out of Mind?
July 15, 2007 - 12:19 pm
Posted in reality
Comments (1) Women Just Want to Be Hit On (After You Buy Them French Fries)
July 14, 2007 - 3:00 pm
Pickup lines can be pretty skeezy, but honestly, who doesn’t like to be hit on? Getting hit on is the greatest confidence - booster that exists. Even when an ugly dude throws me a lame line with the sole purpose of getting into my pants, I can’t help but ride the “gosh golly, maybe I […]
Posted in sex
Comments (0) There’s No Right Way for PDA
July 13, 2007 - 2:25 pm
Like nails scratching a chalkboard, I cannot stand PDA. Some call me cold. Some call me heartless. I call myself considerate of humankind.A peck on the cheek here and there, fine. You like each other. You’re having a lot of sex. I get it. But Lapdog Syndrome seems to be the STD plaguing my peers […]
Posted in HaHa
Comments (0) Breakups for Everyone!
July 12, 2007 - 5:35 pm
Breaking up sucks, so you might as well get a good story out of it. None of this civil shit — I want tears in the eyes, blood on the walls, buttons off the shirts.
Unfortunately, most of my breakups have been rather tame. I keep my grudges to myself. Depending on the magnitude of […]
Posted in HaHa
Comments (0) Miss NJ Revealed as Attention Whore (Not Real Whore)
July 12, 2007 - 5:00 pm
After days of excruciating buildup, Miss Garden State has finally released those controversial photos of herself.
Vanessa Williams she’s not. In fact, the photos, which depict a clothed Miss NJ stretching and breast-feeding her boyfriend, are way lamer than most photos I see go up on Facebook everyday — including my friend Anthony’s 47 albums dedicated […]
Posted in buzz, news
Comments (4) Strap On Your Condoms: Syphilis is Back
July 11, 2007 - 12:00 pm
Summertime’s for lovin’, which ostensibly means that summertime’s for STDs. And this summer, a whopper of an STD is back with a vengeance: syphilis.
The only thing they ever told us about syphilis in health class is that Al Capone died from it. So, I figured if I stayed away from the mafia I’d be okay. […]
Posted in sex, news
Comments (0) Cut It Off!
July 9, 2007 - 9:30 am
I was never really attached to my hair until I spent three years growing it out and discovered how amazing long hair can be. It’s versatile, insulating, attention-getting, and the perfect thing to hide behind when I want to take a quick nap in class.But, long hair demands a ton attention, guzzles shampoo and somehow […]
Posted in style
Comments (1) Sienna Miller: My Celebrity Frush
July 7, 2007 - 1:03 pm
Celebrities are fun to write about and gawk at (if you’re lucky enough to encounter one in its native habitat), but I have a feeling I would just not be compatible with the likes of Lindsay or Paris or even that sweet - seeming Michelle Trachtenberg. It just wouldn’t work. I need downtime. Also, my […]
Posted in style, HaHa
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