More important than finding the color of your aura or analyzing your handwriting, the Carbon Footprint calculator is an online test that actually means something.Sponsored by Live Earth, which is set to take the global stage on July 7 with a slough of powerful entertainers giving concerts, the calculator tabulates your “footprint” based on things […]
Author Archives: Leah - The University of Texas
Daily Annoyance: Teen Vogue
I used to think Teen Vogue was the best shit on the stands. All that high-class style and gossip for two bucks a pop? I signed up for a five - year subscription. I found the haughty content amusingly hilarious and would crave my monthly society updates on things like Bunny Von Hartzelcarter - Markstein’s […]
Be One of the Guys with a P - Mate
Nothing like waking up in the morning and helping myself to some fresh servings of blog — these days, early a.m. updates rev me up more than an XXXL coffee.
Today was extra - special as Jezebel featured a post on the P - Mate, a device that allows women to pee standing up. Sometimes, the […]
College Urban Legends Debunked!
I’m a sucker for a good urban legend, and I more often than not fall victim to them. I still check the backseat of my car ever time I get in to make sure there are no escaped convicts hiding in it, waiting to kill me. A little dramatic, maybe, but who doesn’t like a […]
A Real - Life Betty vs. Veronica
Remember my friend who wouldn’t break up with her boring - hot boyfriend? Well, don’t get all excited — they’re still together. But there’s been an interesting development. Another girl is actively vying for her Stan’s attention, and this girl is a total vixen: rich, hot and fearless (but mostly rich). However, she is also […]
Can’t Get a Date? You Might Have Bitchface
Let’s be honest — it ain’t natural to walk around town smilin’ like an ape all day. Who does that? It’s abnormal.
But still, people constantly ask me “what’s wrong?” and tell me I look unhappy because I don’t bare my teeth at the most minor of incidents. In its relaxed state, my face looks, well, […]
Your Private Facebook Might Not Be So Private…
I don’t really see the point of having a private profile on Facebook. It’s like having a security system in the suburbs — it’s needless protection. And also anti - social!
Private profiles are especially aggravating when all I want to do is see the profile of my ex - boyfriend’s new girlfriend and it’s locked […]
Sweet Vintage Shoes… Without the Time (and Smell).
I love vintage things, but the concept definitely weirds me out. You just don’t know where that gold lame blazer or floral prairie dress has been. I have to wash anything I buy thrift at least three times before I actually wear it, and vintage shoes, even when awesome - looking, are off - […]
