Anyone who would cheat on Mandy Moore is just a little bit devoid of morality, but for some reason, Zach Braff is especially slimy. The guy has become ubiquitous, skulking around NYC romancing groupies left and right. He’s so smarmy Mandy managed to pen a whole album about his toxic ways. I don’t wanna taste […]
Author Archives: Leah - The University of Texas
The Emancipation of Paris
Wow, time really does fly when you’re having fun! I feel like it was just yesterday that Paris H. was arrested for drunk driving, thrown in jail, taken out of jail and put on house arrest, put back in jail, wrote an apology letter at the level of a third - grader, and decided to […]
Secret Scientologists
To me, there’s nothing scarier than a scientologist. To live in relative peace, I make it my business to steer clear of the obvious fools like Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Luckily, they’re easy to spot and avoid with their big mouths and bigger bellies. However, the other day I was doing some research on […]
Raise Your Voice
Admit it — you’ve used your best baby voice to get what you want. The baby voice is a lethal weapon.
When used on family members, it conjures images of you as a helpless young one that they cannot resist bending to.
For everyone else, it’s creepy and annoying and they comply to whatever your sugar - […]
Style Watch: Rehab Wear
Who knew Lindsay Lohan could fuel a fashion trend by being photographed destitute in the back of her Mercedes? Girl’s got pull.
Ever since that infamous pre - rehab photo of Lilo was taken, American Apparel’s Flex Fleece Salt ‘n’ Pepper Hoodie has been selling like crazy.
Apparently, trend slaves across the country are unconditionally dedicated to […]
The New Muslim Girl: Less Sex, More Ethical Dilemmas
Tired of all the washed - up rags out there that regurgitate the same gossip and beauty tips month after month? Well, there’s a new magazine on the rack that will be offering some different material. Muslim Girl is a magazine catering to just that — young Muslim girls who feel alienated by trashy, sex […]
“Sicko” Leaks Online… Will it Change Your Mind?
When it comes to politics, I’m every activist’s worst nightmare, regardless of whether they sport a bleeding heart or a Brooks Brothers suit. I am the apathetic young adult. I barely managed to vote in the last election and I’m pretty sure I wrote in Jackie Kennedy.
Don’t get me wrong, I care. I am informed. […]
Don’t Miss It: Beer for Bags
Okay, this might be the coolest thing I’ve seen in a good while (besides that tampon - stun gun): From June 9 - 17, Crumpler Bags NYC, purveyor of cool cases for your coins, cameras, cassettes, whatever, will give you a FREE bag if you bring them some beer (you’re invited to drink it with […]
