Loading ...It remains a vivid memory in my mind — the moment I learned about masturbation. I was 11, sitting in the backseat of our minivan on the way home from my grandparents house.
It was dark out and I was using my booklight to read my newest purchase “Letters to Judy Blume.” It was the moment […]
Author Archives: Lauren, Salem College
Judy Blume Taught Me about Masturbation
December 19, 2007 - 9:45 am
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Comments (5) Loneliness is a Bitch. How NOT to Deal.
November 14, 2007 - 9:31 am
Loneliness doesn’t just suck, it blows. I know this because I have dealt with it first hand. The emotions, the weight gain, the boredom. With a new city, a new job and no new friends to speak of, loneliness and I were pretty tight.
If I told you I had a sure-fire way to beat it, […]
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Comments (3) Gossip Roundup!
November 2, 2007 - 11:03 am
It’s Friday. I’m tired, you’re tired and it was Halloween this week which means we all have hangovers to get over! Sigh. After work/exams/class of course.
So here is a little gossip to keep your blues at bay until the weekend finally comes!
• Ashley Olsen was spotted sucking face with Lance Armstrong at an NYC Hotel […]
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Comments (0) Costume Ideas for the Broke and Lazy!
October 30, 2007 - 4:32 pm
Last Saturday in Manhattan, I saw every costume imaginable. Swarms of bees, a duo from the Great Gatsby, a Pharaoh, Cat Woman, Sponge Bob, even a seriously drunk Teletubby. Everyone came out to play.But the best costume of the night went to the super skinny hipster boy standing right near my L train exit on […]
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Comments (0) No News is Bad News
October 26, 2007 - 9:41 am
It’s the early morning and I’ve already read a few newspapers, some blogs and a couple celebrity gossip sites.
I know a lot—sometimes too much—about our nations state of cultural affairs. But hey, at least I’m informed about something and it IS my job, right?
There was a day though, particularly all four years of my undergraduate […]
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Comments (0) My Menial Job(s)
October 25, 2007 - 2:25 pm
I am a receptionist. I also like to add “administrative assistant” in there from time to time; but, let’s face it, I graduated college and now I answer phones. I mean I even wear a headset.
It’s slightly embarrassing; yet much more comfortable than the back of my earring jamming into my ear.
It isn’t like this […]
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Comments (0) When Your Friends Grow Up Faster Than You
October 23, 2007 - 4:18 pm
Growing up sucks. Bills, insurance, work, and responsibilities: I’m trying hard to keep it all together.
But I’m young. And the fact that I’m eating cereal right out of the box because I can’t afford milk is just one of those side effects of trying to find yourself…right?
At least that’s what I thought. Until I went […]
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Comments (2) College Candy’s Break-Up Survival Kit
October 6, 2007 - 6:16 pm
Remember that LDR that I’m sooo into? And remember how I talked about how life was continuously shatting in my face but I was working on loving myself despite the crap?
Well, apparently life hasn’t stopped piling on the sh*t, because last night I was dumped by my LDR. Cool, huh? That’s what I said.
But f*ck […]
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