Avril’s in trouble with the law. Surprisingly, this time it isn’t for hocking a loogey at the paparazzi.
Canada’s favorite punk princess has been charged with copyright infringement for the lyrics and music for “Girlfriend” which sound suspiciously like pop duo The Rubinoos song “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend” from 1979.
After comparing the songs, I can […]
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Avril gets sued, has “Girlfriend” troubles
Milk and Cookies. Not just your afternoon snack.
VS Invisible Lace Push-up, $34-37 VS Eyelet Trim Chemise, $19
Apparently, the “milk and cookies” look (black bra under your white tee) is out. But to […]
Hot Diggity Dog
Hailed as “one of the greatest moments in American sports history,” Joey Chestnut, 23, made America proud yesterday as he shoveled 66 hotdogs into his mouth in a mere 12 minutes. Needless to say, it was one of the most disgusting displays of American pride I have ever seen.
In a brutal showdown, 6 time Japanese […]
Mannies take over Manhattan, the world
I grew up watching the Nanny. Chances are you did too. I babysat during high school and was a nanny during college. And a lot of you probably did the same thing. As women we have always been shoe-ins for the child care field. I always knew that if all other job prospects failed in […]
Hollywood StarTrash, You’re Trashy.
As if I needed any more trash in my life. Tabloids, receipts, old magazines; I’ve got the literal trash and figurative trash covered.
And if selling La Lohan’s coke binge car crash pieces on eBay (priced at 20 grand before being removed) wasn’t enough for the world, now there is a whole website devoted to the […]
Get a Crush, Divert a Crisis
I haven’t felt like this in a while. That googly-eyed, can’t-think-of-anything-else feeling that comes when you’re totally crushing.
I usually hate it. I hate feeling so girly and totally unable to divert my attention to what really matters (aka real life). Usually I try to make myself think of something, anything, so I don’t put the […]
Status Bags and Self-Esteem
After I graduated from college, I decided to treat myself to an expensive bag. I mean, afterall, my sweet sweet ride was no longer around to be the catch all of my many lip glosses and empty water bottles. So what better way to replace it, than with a durable and totally cute shoulder […]
A Weapon of Mass Absorption.
My mom insists I carry around a small tube of pepper spray even though it’s illegal; which is why I was so taken by the pink stinger when I first saw it. Cute and compact, this tampon shaped stun gun is just what every girl needs for protection.
The Pink Stinger can be used in two […]
