I was on the phone with my friend MK last night and I was like: “MK, Did you SEE Gossip Girl last week?”
And she was like: “Oh my God, Lauren. I’m totes obsessed.”
And I was like, “Obvs, MK! The horrible acting, the great music (anybody else catch Peter, Bjorn and John in the first scene?), […]
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An Orgasm a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
There are a lot of ailments I would consider to be terribly tragic. Today, I have added anorgasmia to the list.The inability to have an orgasm sounds like one of the worst things ever.
Orgasms are tension and stress relievers, sleep and pain aides and appetite suppressants. Basically, they are the human body’s way of saying […]
Christians Now Convert the Gays As Well!
Today, being gay is not such a taboo. But in the utopian Christian world, being gay is still unacceptable.
As a former bible toting, God-loving Christian, I can easily say that converts are whole-heartedly welcomed and celebrated in the church. But now, there is another type of conversion, a conversion from “straight” to gay to “straight” […]
Not Quite Fall Fashion
It’s hot, it’s cold, oh wait! It’s hot again.
When the weather won’t make up its mind between fall and summer, summer and fall, getting dressed in the morning can be quite problematic. Luckily, trends for the in between have been popping up all over Manhattan, which as we ALL know, is pretty much the center […]
Jen Has Hot Bod, Still Not Angelina-Hot
Seeing an ex sucks, but when you’re looking hot and life is going well a hot body can be the best revenge. Every girl knows that.
Which is exactly why Jennifer Aniston’s tabloid pictures were causing such a buzz after her Hawaiian vacay. She looked hot in her teensy weensy bikini and for once SHE was […]
Live Entertainment Gets Kinky
Sex sells. We all know that.
Otherwise, the porn industry wouldn’t be so profitable and I wouldn’t consider hooking myself out sometimes because I’m so poor (kidding!).But as TV and the Internet merge into one, the porn industry is thinking of taking it live… straight to your hotel room.
Eventually, you could trade in your $9.99 pre-recorded […]
Franks and Beans for Dinner, Literally
I would consider myself a bit of a foodie. I like good food and I will try most anything once.
I say most anything because this I will not try.
We all know that China partakes in some odd cuisine, but a restaurant that specializes in PENISES? And TESTICLES?
At China’s only specialty penis emporium, located in Bejiing, […]
Designer Copies Just Aren’t Right
It’s hard to take a stand on designer copyright.
On one hand, I understand why designers are so angry when their goods are blatantly copied by mass retailers (I’m looking at you Forever 21…), and on the other, I’m incredibly poor and terribly fashionable.
I am torn between what I know is right (not buying copied clothes) […]
