Surprise!
Kids our age aren’t as downright angry at the world as everyone previously thought! We aren’t totally disaffected and kind of care about the world! AND we REALLY love our microwaves!
I haven’t quite decided if this MTV/AP poll that was just released is dead on about our generation (or the way 13-24 year olds think […]
Author Archives: Lauren, Salem College
If It Makes You Happy…
Pocket Shot: A Flask on the Fly!
Dances, frat parties, football games, Spring Break: all fun college activities made that much better with the help of our dear friend, Alcohol.And what’s worse than lugging a huge bottle of liquor or a twelve pack of beer? Well, nothing — besides being sober.
I promise, I’m not an alcoholic. But we, as college students, just […]
Don’t Drink the Punch!
Starting college is arguably the best thing ever. So many new people, new classes, new ideas—it’s like an ocean of new things that you can’t wait to experience. It’s awesome.
But with all these new, exciting things, you are bound to get caught up in the fervor of college before you realize—FUCK, maybe I shouldn’t have […]
I Heart a Fab Fedora
I noticed this trend FOREVER ago, but didn’t want to say anything in hopes that everyone else wouldn’t notice. Because, well, I really want one.
I really, really want a straw fedora and I can’t for the life of me find one again. I saw one, a month ago at H&M and should have bought it […]
LiLo Does Rehab, Actual Work?
Was it just me or was life getting a bit boring sans Lilo?
Thank God she has busted out of her “intense medical detox facility in LA” according to TMZ and into Cirque (of Mary-Kate Olsen fame) in Utah.
Lindsay has been spotted white water rafting, going for a jog, even hitting the town for spray tans […]
Russia declares National Day of Make Baby Sexy Time
Ahh the Russians. I do love them.
Amazing vodka, awful food and some of the most wonderful people I have ever met, despite the fact that they don’t smile very often.
And at a time when I am trying my hardest to NOT procreate, the Russians are giving away cars, televisions, refrigerators and washing machines to those […]
Too Young to Go Under the Knife
I wasn’t fat when I was 12, but I sure as hell felt like it. I probably weighed around 105 pounds—maybe 110—but it still didn’t keep me from feeling like the fattest cheerleader on the squad. I look at that picture of me now, and it makes me sad that at that particular moment in […]
When Having a Saddlebag is a GOOD Thing
Following the trends can be quite problematic. Especially when you are trying to find the trends on the cheap before every mass retailer has picked it up. And by that point, you’re so over it because EVERYONE has one. Sound familiar? It’s pretty much the story of my life.
Before I get to the trend (sigh, […]
